Gary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘

Fuckers broke into the van I borrowed and stole my e-bike and my laptop.
So this trip to Auckland J Day that I already couldn't afford has now cost me an extra $4000 more that I don't have.
Auckland never makes any effort to not be a cunty shithole.💩💩
...and I was born here.
Can't wait to leave.💩

People who allow online services to decide what they watch and what they listen to should just stick to watching TV and listening to radio.

The problem they have is that there is no prohibited substance that is more harmful than alcohol despite them spending so much time and money trying to convince us that the opposite is true.😡

I can't think of anyone who requires an online service to tell them what music to listen to more than Luxon.
If he ever mentioned anything I listen to I would have to delete it.
I'm fairly confident my music is safe from the dork-egg-man's listening habits.💩🥚

#BHN Ingrid Leary + ChatGPT = Uh Oh! | Kapa-Kingi injunction filed | Chloe v Seymour = fireworks Labour MP Ingrid Leary has been caught using ChatGPT to formulate questions to ask Minister Casey Costello. Leary first denied that she used the AI system, to then confirm she does Expelled MP Mariam...

#BHN Tonight at 9pm
- Ingrid Leary + ChatGPT = Uh Oh!
- Kapa-Kingi injunction filed against TPM
- Chloe v Seymour = fireworks
#nzpol #nzpolitics @chewienz.bsky.social

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Make sure all your pills are wearing a seat belt.🤪

The prick responsible for delivering schools "affordable" food poisoning thinks we should all be grateful for it.

YouTube video by RNZ MATA Reports | Lost Property: How police lost two houses and an iwi's trust | RNZ

"That's at least 400 publicly owned homes standing empty across Aotearoa, and it doesn't include Kāinga Ora housing."
"It's just a waste. I mean bottom line, it's just a waste."
Ministers Goldsmith & Potaka declined invitations to engage with iwi and Mata.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

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"Are we a violent country?"
"I'd say yes. Hell yeah!"
One punch, one death, hundreds of people affected.
Yes. We do have a problem.

"Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!"😱
"Sorry. Can't. Just keep dancing."😵‍💫✌️😜

I'm told that micro-dosing works for other people, but it doesn't do anything for me.
I think the real issue with psychedelics is that prohibition deprives us of a mentor culture that could provide everyone with the opportunity to enjoy a safe space and a guide for their first experience.✌️

8 ways to drink less during the silly season Some simple, evidence-based strategies will help you navigate the Christmas party season without relying on will power alone.

WRONG!
The correct answer is to use LSD instead.
LSD is 100% non-toxic.
There's no hangover.
No queuing at the bar.
No vomiting.
No violence.
No empty bottle litter.
No symptoms of toxic poisoning at all.
Use it too much and it stops working.
#EndProhibition
#nzpol

I remember receiving two weeks benefit for the Holiday period and an extra payment and it felt like winning Golden Kiwi, but I'm not sure if it was just a single year event.

Learning how to suck eggs doesn't just happen by magic.💩🥚🤮

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Most likely he took one for every house he owns, and also the one house that we own.

Using prison labour to build roads might be the next déjà vu idea from previous Governments that they want to cough up and inflict on us.

Guttersnipe by The Preservatives.
IMHO the best original 1980 Wellington ska song that was never recorded, as far as I know.
Anyone know different?

If not Simeon...?
I'd suggest looking at anyone mentioned in Nicky Hager's Dirty Politics, especially anyone who has an entire chapter written about them and is still in Parliament.
(chapter 4 & chapter 5)

Form an orderly queue.🫢🤣

...also, those East Auckland fake Christian National MPs like to look after each other, and Bishop isn't in that gang.😉

Get the long-johns version, or count me out.🤪🤣

Over 35,000 Christmas Boxes packed this year as Kiwis struggle with cost of living PM Christopher Luxon, former All Blacks Pita Alatini and Eroni Clark, and MasterChef judge Michael Dearth joined about 2500 other volunteers to pack boxes.

In a previous reality, before Rogernomics & Ruthanasia, the Department of Social Welfare used to provide beneficiaries with a double benefit payment just prior to Christmas.
This feels like Luxon is taking the piss out of everyone his Government has pushed into poverty.💩🥚
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

Which nark is the correct question, so many to choose from.
Based on rankings, Simeon Brown does seem to be the obvious suspect.
Climbing that National Party greasy pole to the top job requires being the dominant turd - by stepping on all the other turds.💩

Calamitous coalition of cunty chaos Chris crisis coup collapse comedy currently causing chuckles.😯
Crikey!🤪🤣
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

Who knew that not enough of them can be bribed with free ciggies for a Chris crisis coup?🤔🤣

#ToitūTeTiriti
#OneTermGovernment
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A family on the beach. three blond boys (brothers - 7, 6,5) one girl with plaits (their aunt - 11) two parents (late 20s)

So grateful that our house was the sanctuary house for all the children in our street, because we have the cool parents.🥰✌️

This shit-show Government' behaviour has triggered flashbacks to my 1960s childhood when it was legal for parents to brutally assault their children while telling them it was good for them and claiming they would thank their parents for the beating later on in life.💩🥚🤡
#OneTermGovernment
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