Author Thomas Lockhaven

Quite shocked myself :(

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There she was—from across the bar I cauterize.

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Oh come on! You have to admit you didn't know Oxter was an armpit.

Number 7 is beautiful! I've often thought of jumping out of a window, but not throwing someone out a window. It's on my todo list!

Congrats on your vocabulary! Impressive!

But not number four? You may want to reevaluate your vocabulary. :)

Sadly, I'm right there with you. My daughter's been calling me old since the day she was born...fine, she might not have said it, but I could tell she was thinking it.

Understandable...truly our clothes could have spontaneously combusted at any moment. Plus I drank questionable amounts of Tang and took Flintstone vitamins by the handful.

Does this count?

I fear I suffer from Callipygian.

All of my pants were polyester. If I ever got cold, I could rub my legs together like a cricket and start a fire.

Well excccuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! :) Love Mr. Martin :)

Alas, you made me snort.

He's so pretentious! :)

Raymond never needed a bicycle helmet.

He's got a condo made of stone-a!
#tut #kingtut

Did you know that they found 145 pairs of underwear at King Tut's burial site? It's true!

They found them under there. (You're supposed to say, under where)

I just made you say underwear.

Aha! That's where I left my hat.

I'm a slow reader :)

Mark, the artist lives in Massachusetts. Which to this day, I still spell wrong. :) So, my guess would the states :)

You had me there for a second!

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 pm instead of 7:30.

It's brilliant :)

Clever :)

Mission accomplished!

Shenanigans :)

Love Gary Larson. I wish he would have continued writing, but he said he burned out. I guess being funny all the time could be quite stressful. I wouldn't know...I'm simply funny looking.

A small canoe?
No.
A propeller?
No.
I give up.
It's so obvious...

Great video and great song :) <3

I see someone's using my reading glasses again.

Wenlock Books” Artist John Walsom
#watercolor