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I do, except it’s more like “yiddle” man.

Medieval painting of a woman slouch-leaning on a wall and rolling her eyes. Caption reads “When it's morning and people are using words and expecting things from me.”

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

Post your favorite picture YOU ever took.

If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone; but there would be signs.

David Tennant as Crowley in Good Omens. Text reads [You remember Jane Austen?] Yeah. The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Brandy smuggler. Master spy. What a piece of work.

I worked a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. Rode the elevator with a security guard & some guy on a knee scooter. Told a story about a RHCP concert in UT that sucked when venue shut it down 10 mins in cuz of marijuana smoke. Guard & scooter guy got off at VIP area. Realized it was Anthony Kedis.

Nothing is quite as reassuring as your lawyer laughing when you mention an argument you’re pretty sure is going to be used against you in a family law case.

Search shark in your camera roll

Today’s self care was skipping happy hour because I just couldn’t people anymore. And letting it be ok that I wasn’t stretching my comfort zone.

A starter herd might be a little much for a baby, but one little lamb to snuggle with in the crib is completely appropriate. As a plus, this gift grows along with the baby so the parents won’t have to replace it every few months.

Do you feel like you’ve dissociated during job interviews and come out with no idea what you said, or are you normal?

Maybe punish her for sneaking the boy into the house, but let the consequences of the Snapchat be the “punishment” for that? My daughter is thankfully an adult now, but I talk with my son about this stuff, not doing it himself, and how to act if he receives a pic like this.

Me : invents a device to talk to cats

Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you

Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want

Cat :

Me :

Cat : first of all fuck you

Once got in an elevator with one of our security guards and some guy using one of those knee scooters. Told them of my sucky experience seeing RHCP in Utah. (Show was 2 songs long b/c weed & Utah don’t mix.) Realized about 20 minutes later that scooter guy was Anthony Kiedis.

Sissy Spacek as Carrie after the blood is dropped on her.

Me when yet another medication causes my nosebleeds to intensify in frequency, volume, and duration.

How are you feeling today, with a meme

Yes! When my coworkers would hear about things my soon-to-be-ex said or did, the looks of disbelief and the assurance that it wasn’t okay (even if it’s not technically abuse) was vital to my growth.

Got an actual interview for next week! Always surprised when I can sell myself as worthwhile despite years of trauma conditioning telling me I’m not.

Job interview day. Well, pre-interview phone call day would be more accurate. Here’s hoping it goes good enough to get me an actual interview. 🤞🏻

Seal point cat laying limp and face down while napping on a blanketed lap.

Seal point cat sitting on couch and looking alertly out the window.

Saigon went from stray to stay in less than 24 hours of coming home as a foster. It took a couple years for her to become boneless though.

Finally moving over from that other place. Didn’t post much there, but trying to push my comfort zone so will hopefully have more to say here.