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@hellkitematt.bsky.social

Feral goblin man https://linktr.ee/hellkitematt

66 Followers  |  151 Following  |  48 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.9584

Latest posts by hellkitematt.bsky.social on Bluesky

oh fuck the hell yes

02.05.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's be honest, did anyone really think this was gonna release before 2026?

02.05.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leah for sure!

20.01.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This from last night but I still dig the fit, my vest needs more patches tho.

19.01.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Metal Sonic for the next Sonic movie is cool and all, but when are we getting this guy in a movie???

18.01.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see why! Damn good look!

17.01.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and saying i am sickened . ALT: a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and saying i am sickened .
16.01.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is standing in front of a wooden wall with the words `` suuuuh dude '' written on it . ALT: a person is standing in front of a wooden wall with the words `` suuuuh dude '' written on it .
16.01.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This fuckin drama with PirateSoftware has been going on for weeks at this point and I just......don't get it, y'all are going after this man for **checks notes** how he acted during a WoW raid......really.......I don't say this often but y'all need to go touch grass fr.

16.01.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was pretty fun, made a lil vampire blade

picrew.me/en/image_mak...

08.01.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drop a dragon

08.01.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not even really "sick" these days just....tired

08.01.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

08.01.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 42744    πŸ” 4032    πŸ’¬ 1046    πŸ“Œ 211
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That time of year again

19.12.2024 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HellKiteMatt - Twitch Congratulations, you've made it to the braindead Goblin man's stream!! Enjoy your stay!! Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

www.twitch.tv/hellkitematt Marvel Rivals, then maybe webfishing later

18.12.2024 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a social media post that states a Florida woman was arrested this week after allegedly threatening a health insurance provider. Lakeland Police said the woman became increasingly upset during the call which she ended with delay denied depose you people are next. 

On the left is a mugshot of Briana Boston, the middle aged white woman with blonde hair and a blue shirt. On the left is the mugshot of Luigi mangioni, He is a white man in his twenties with dark curly hair and thick eyebrows.

A screenshot of a social media post that states a Florida woman was arrested this week after allegedly threatening a health insurance provider. Lakeland Police said the woman became increasingly upset during the call which she ended with delay denied depose you people are next. On the left is a mugshot of Briana Boston, the middle aged white woman with blonde hair and a blue shirt. On the left is the mugshot of Luigi mangioni, He is a white man in his twenties with dark curly hair and thick eyebrows.

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.

14.12.2024 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35365    πŸ” 9579    πŸ’¬ 611    πŸ“Œ 264
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As you can all see, I prefer the smaller streamers (And Pirate Software lol)

11.12.2024 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HellKiteMatt - Twitch Congratulations, you've made it to the braindead Goblin man's stream!! Enjoy your stay!! Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

www.twitch.tv/hellkitematt giving Marvel Rivals another try

11.12.2024 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HellKiteMatt - Twitch Congratulations, you've made it to the braindead Goblin man's stream!! Enjoy your stay!! Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

www.twitch.tv/hellkitematt Playing a family-friendly game about oral hygiene!! (First playthrough of "Mouthwashing")

10.12.2024 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The correct one*

08.12.2024 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is smiling and saying thanks , i hate it ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is smiling and saying thanks , i hate it

This is so cursed πŸ˜†

08.12.2024 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and says `` do it '' . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and says `` do it '' .

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

08.12.2024 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
08.12.2024 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

post your comfort characters!

This list was hard to put together and will definitely change in like a week tops LMAO

08.12.2024 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The "Yugi blows Kaiba away" meme, where the first panel shows Seto Kaiba of the original Yu-Gi-Oh plays a a card smugly that says "don't speak ill of the dead."

The second panel is of Yugi Muto looking at a card and smiling confidently.

The third panel is Yugi apparently laughing while showing a card that says "don't be a piece of shouldn't while you're alive."

The last panel is of Kaiba looking in pained horror as bright yellow light streams at him.

The "Yugi blows Kaiba away" meme, where the first panel shows Seto Kaiba of the original Yu-Gi-Oh plays a a card smugly that says "don't speak ill of the dead." The second panel is of Yugi Muto looking at a card and smiling confidently. The third panel is Yugi apparently laughing while showing a card that says "don't be a piece of shouldn't while you're alive." The last panel is of Kaiba looking in pained horror as bright yellow light streams at him.

And in conclusion:

05.12.2024 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3687    πŸ” 639    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell

04.12.2024 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4572    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 12

That new Dhalia album do be smackin πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

04.12.2024 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#spotifywrapped

Ghost is top artist (not a surprise tbh)

No ghost songs in top songs

H U H ?

04.12.2024 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Christmas is officially on display at the Slate household

30.11.2024 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HellKiteMatt - Twitch Congratulations, you've made it to the braindead Goblin man's stream!! Enjoy your stay!! Or don't, I'm not your supervisor.

www.twitch.tv/hellkitematt keepin on the spooky trend tonight, starting my first playthough of Amnesia: Rebirth tonight!

30.11.2024 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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