Faetrick Office

🚬 even if we're a syndicate you can totally trust us. also can i borrow 5 ahn

🪄 Why not? We're trustworthy, just ask any of our clients!

🪄 One of the fingers, somewhat of a crazy cult, hated by pretty much anyone outside it who have at least a couple functioning braincells.

🪄 yeah exactly just business as usual

🚬what, do you want us to solve like. gay prescripts?

🪄 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES BE GAY DO CRIME

🪄 Ugh, that's frustrating. Next time, though, you could've hired us to have these people go through a temporary forced displacement. Better that than having them die...

🖊 im not even silly...

🪄 Hope it works out for ya!

🪄 Maybe, maybe not, depends on what exactly the point of that prescript is. Maybe it's not about the death of those individual people, but more about the city block being empty of life!

🪄 Not with that attitude! Make everyone evacuate your city block so theres no one there for you to kill.

🪄 your pay's gonna be zero if you keep this up...

🪄 thanks for the free munch!

🚬 "zero" is a real high number, i guess...

🪄 you can't expect me to remember their names, there's just too many!

🚬 name literally one cis woman you've tried to "rizz"

🪄 that's literally not true???????????

🪄 Equally as effective!

🚬 you're cis, and literally only ever hit on trans women.

🪄 The fuck are you on about???

🪄 I do believe in the Will, though, just not in the way or with the same reverence that the Index does. I mean, just because this greater Will exists doesn't mean we should blindly follow it and commit atrocities in its name, right?

🪄 Only I'm a part of the Index, Fabs and Eddy are just my subordinates at Faetrick. And well, long story short, I lost my biological parents because of a prescript at a very young age, and I was adopted by the Proxy who executed them, and later on got a prescript to become a Messenger myself.

🚬 i mean i agree with the sentiment, but also. you ARE a chaser.

🚬 okay, chaser.

🪄 I can't say it bothers me when they're just sadists about it, I get that, but those who fully believe in this "cause", with their entire body and soul, and take pleasure from performing their "sacred duty"? They're the bastards who truly disgust me. Ahh, my old man, why'd have to be like that...

🪄 Fuck, I gotta deliver prescripts to Proxies today... most hated part of this job. It ain't a rare occurrence, but having to inform those executioners of the next death sentence they'll conduct never feels any less disgusting. Especially when they make it clear they enjoy it.

🪄 Thanksies~

🪄 I've been dealing with this for over 10 years, I'll be fine. And at least there's the silver lining of having more jobs to take with Fabs and Eddy, too, so it's not all that bad...

🪄 The prescript distribution system's back to business, so I'm dreading having to go out delivering this shit again... These few days of flooding were a great mental boost for me, almost forgot there's so many people who want to see my brain splattered across the concrete!

🪄 Or improvised explosives!