The Short Mars

Twin peaks in the style of the pokopia font and logo

hold on i'm drawing something

Twin peaks in the style of the pokopia font and logo

CHEESECAKE

Oh I would absolutely go nasty on that. Probably better for your arteries you didn’t participate.

Objection: What Happened in Dallas County Was Not a Glitch What happened in Dallas County tonight should scare the hell out of you.

What just happened in Dallas County is one of the most blatant voter suppression operations I've ever seen—and it happened in a *primary*.

In March. Imagine November.

I broke it down here:

open.substack.com/pub/objectio...

Damar is such a fail wife man

Damar lying on the floor with a grimace shake in the Yamaha death pose

Weyoun and damar as animal crossing characters

Illustration of Weyoun and damar at quark’s bar, Weyoun curiously holding a ring and damar begrudgingly indulging him

Illustration of damar sitting on a rock with his hand on his face, tired and a Cardassian riffle resting by his side

The guy of all time…

I worked at McDonalds when they introduced the “Big N Tasty”. My favorite day while working there was when the T fell off the sign and we advertised the “Big Nasty” for half the day.

Hope the complainers are happy!!

I know this is due to bigger things and TV execs generally don’t care what audiences actually enjoy. But the very loud haters can be quiet now (they won’t be)

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A friend was poking fun at my purchasing @tmbg.bsky.social vinyl even though I don’t have a decent turntable until I asked him when his favorite bands last made any money off him.

I’ll keep buying their shirts, LPs, and merch as long as they live.

We settled on a top 3: SOS, Take a Chance on Me, Dancing Queen.

I believe the most underrated ABBA song to be The Visitor.

(We finally fell asleep after the ABBA ➡️ Priscilla Queen of the Desert ➡️ Lord of the Rings discussion pipeline)

a bed with pillows and a blanket that says make a gif on the bottom Alt: Kermit the frog waking up suddenly

Me at 2am: *I’m just going to pretend to sleep so he stops talking and we can both sleep for real.*

Him: “which ABBA song is your favorite?”

Me:

(I know I know: everything makes me weep right now. But keeping it all bottled up for 6 weeks was not good, so I’m letting myself feel everything now).

This one made me weep. About halfway through the second listen, it hit me like a freight train.

Countdown to the release of They Might Be Giants album release of “The World Is To Dig” on April 14

Maybe April 14 will fix me

Oh what the FUCK

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

His thyroid is excellent!

You have to leave your soul under your pillow and the wealth fairy will exchange it for a blood contract.

Labs came back: he’s the healthiest he’s ever been. Sometimes I swear he just wants to go visit the vet for attention.

On prednisone in case his IBD is the issue. It’s possible that stress and grief are giving him a flair up.

The tape measure no longer functions but that’s not the point.

Tape measure with the core missing

Tape measure with the core missing, leaving a cavity

A tape measure case with the core missing. A Bluetooth tracker sits in the empty space

The tape measure reassembled.

Finally tackled this project for The Prince. Opened a cheap tape measure to hide an AirTag inside so he can track his toolbox. I don’t think he’d actually confront a thief but you never know when this could come in handy.

(Those Verbatim tags are bomb. I got a 3-pack for $9!)

I was on tummy hurty island last night but managed to make it off this morning. Hope you find a life raft soon!!

Golf

Suck disc