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πŸ–– πŸ’Œ πŸŽ€ middle-aged texan cat loving space enthusiast (she/her) Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster

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Suck disc

01.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThis could have been an email”

01.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HNGGGGGGGGG AOUGH. I’m reduced to noises by this

01.03.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 22044    πŸ” 5626    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 60
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Irene Robinson | Meadow Memories With heavy hearts, we share the passing of Irene Robinson on January 25, 2026. Irene's family is currently making arrangements and appreciates your care and patience during this time.

Go read the obituary for Andy Robinson’s wife, Irene Robinson. It’s beautiful.

www.meadowmemorials.com/memories/pag...

28.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

28.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11944    πŸ” 4363    πŸ’¬ 387    πŸ“Œ 176

Badda-Bing Badda-Bitch

28.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lingering flavor of cumin and grease on my tongue explains why every woman is gorgeous to me today.

27.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I hate packing for a move so much! I *like* my stuff. I hate letting go of things. I hate carrying boxes down the stairs that have already killed one person.

27.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely all the people who are extremely upset about a Black mermaid or Black gay Doctor Who or Black woman holographic matrix or gay Klingon or Black Helen are EQUALLY upset about a white Heathcliff, right? Because realism is so very important to them, right? Right?

27.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

www.gofundme.com/f/help-lio-r...

27.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🎯🎯

27.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8327    πŸ” 3397    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 128
A Siamese cat peeking out of his cat carrier

A Siamese cat peeking out of his cat carrier

Look who visited the vet for her birthday! We gave her a paw printed birthday, macarons, blood, and a urine sample.

(His IBD is acting up)

27.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post your style icon.

I’ll follow you down…

27.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay so I cried and cried through today’s Starfleet Academy episode.

27.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't Ike Starfleet Academy, that's fine. Nobody is forcing you to watch it. If you hate it and commenting about how much you hate it... but you're still watching it... you're the problem. not the show.

26.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

If a rats chew all the wiring in your house, just move. It’s that easy. Don’t bother repairing the wires or eliminating the rats. Just quit your job, pack up all your belongings, abandon your home, and uproot your family’s lives to move into an entirely new house.

26.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how she’s still alive. I bet she almost died.

26.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very normal session but I love when I said β€œhe is confusing as hell” as the beginning of a thought, she interrupted with β€œyes he is”. She’s a very good therapist who challenges me to rethink things, but sometimes I just need those moments of realness and validation.

26.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dunderbeck key art: in a collapsing old-fashioned city scape, a butcher wearing green punches a unicorn over a vast chasm. Out of the chasm emerges a tentacle. Various monsters and characters charge towards the exchange. The title DUNDERBECK is visible at the top of the image.

Dunderbeck key art: in a collapsing old-fashioned city scape, a butcher wearing green punches a unicorn over a vast chasm. Out of the chasm emerges a tentacle. Various monsters and characters charge towards the exchange. The title DUNDERBECK is visible at the top of the image.

Hello #Nextfest! With the new @dunderbeckgame.com demo live on Steam it is time at last to unveil the new key art by me!

I'm so proud to be able to finally share this image with you. Please go and check out the demo, wishlist, review!

store.steampowered.com/app/2477750

25.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6
Peter Parker reading from a book and crying about it meme.

Peter Parker reading from a book and crying about it meme.

26.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey trans and gender nonconforming friends. I love you. We're perfect as we are. Kansas is wrong. The world is wrong. We can fix it but today is going to be hard. And I want you to know you're loved. We're loved.

26.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Welp. I may be breaking my self-imposed ban on buying more starships.

26.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rewatching ST:SFA from the beginning and it’s so good. I can’t believe we get so few episodes.

26.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck this and everyone who helped get things to this point. Trans rights are human rightsβ€”full stop.

26.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3992    πŸ” 1080    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 22

Money can’t buy happiness, but apparently it buys the urge to rape children.

All billionaires are on the menu.

25.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ…

25.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel the same way about this trend as my celiac sister feels about the Gluten Free trend. I struggle to get enough protein because of a messed up gut. While the trend benefits me, I can still see it for the marketing ploy it is.

25.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ferengi
Vorta
Andorian
Sentient Computer

25.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0