The Short Mars

Weyoun, lots of magenta.

Portrait of Weyoun, 6" x 6"

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Maybe it was just bad luck!

To be fair to Germany, the absolute worst person I met here was Canadian.

But just about all the lovely people I met here were immigrants as well (including a ray of sunshine from Montreal). Shout out to the Uber driver from Pakistan and the restaurant owner from Israel for being real ones.

Truly surprised they aren’t using Wojack and Pepe frog memes in all their official communications. Unserious clown government so busy with pop culture that real issues go unaddressed.

A German train platform sign showing Prague as the destination.

Can’t get out of this country quickly enough!! Prague here I come.

Little painted clay model of the Taskmaster House (front and patio door).

Little painted clay model of the Taskmaster House.

Little painted clay model of the Taskmaster House (patio doors entrance)

It's been a bit of a whirlwind starting #SchoolTasking 4 years ago & then ending up seconded to Avalon for 2 days of my working week co-running #TaskmasterEducation.

I stumbled across Maisie Parkes on Instagram & loved the little clay houses she made, so decided to commission a little memento 🤍

Care to describe them? I’m interested.

20 YEARS AGO TODAY: the most famous Ashes series of modern times, and the last to air live on free to air television, begins. This was advertised for weeks with a number of trailers starring a then little known Greg Davies dressed as W.G. Grace, but this is the best we could find.

Checked in for flight. Now there’s nothing* left to do but wait.

*MyToDoListIsSoLongOhGod

5:49 pm

A kitten asleep

A kitten going wild

Two modes

Dear Men: Women don’t care what you like

A tiny 4 week old kitten sleeping

A tiny black kitten

A tiny black kitten looking sleepy

A blurry photo of a black kitten swiping and biting at a toy

My sister is fostering this tiny bat eared thing just in time for me to leave. He’s going to double in size by the time I return.

I am genuinely glad she seems happy but like damn. Lost another one to men.

YES THE MAGIC WAX GIRL. Devastation.

🫂 god Im so sorry. Why do these people go into medicine if they don’t give a shit about people!!?

meme. at the top, the text says "Star Trek." Below are 3 photos of babies taken from various episodes of Star Trek. at the top left is a cardassian baby, to the right is a borg baby; at the bottom is a Ktarian baby. at the very bottom, the full text reads "Star Trek not afraid to glue shit to babies."

To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and glue shit to it. 🖖🏻

I zone out during battle scenes so I had a tough time time following Hegemony pt II. The next episode was much more my jam.

Terrible news: my waxing girl whom I have a crushy crush on has fallen in love with a man.

I never had a shot with her but damn let a girl dream.

Fegeta?

Leonard Nimoy continues to spin. RIP. You were slutty for nothing, king.

Jumbotron would catch me with my 4th iced coffee of the day right at bedtime.

#SNW discussion with spoiler: Ok as much as I enjoyed Rhys, you know who could have killed it in that role?

Jeffrey Combs. I’ve been ACHING for him to play a Q.

Oh my GOD that cameo #SNW

Which is the straightest Trek series and why is it SNW?

They’re going to make me give a shit about Johnny Cage. Holy shit.

Assigned burden at birth

I legit need that. I adore fragrances and struggle to know when it’s too much. The battle between loving my scent collection and not wanting to be That Guy is eternal.

Heads-up: Medical debt can now go back on your credit report, thanks to a federal judge appointed by Trump.

look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything