Chris Wolstenholme

On a flight and not for the first time they have said:

“Your seat has been allocated based on weight and position on the plane.”

Firstly, I chose my own seat and secondly I have never informed the airline what I weigh.

Anyone know why they say this?

Anyone know what this could be?

It was moving away and fading.

The state of journalism in 2025! 🤨

@telegraphnews.bsky.social

I feel like International Women’s Day posts are now just:

“Women work here!”

Which is great, but I would kinda be worried if no women worked at your company in 2025!

I’m more concerned with 2 beers per ID! 😅

Newsflash ⚡️

No one is searching in the comments for your link. 🔗

My biggest question with the whole Mummy Pig having a baby is will its name start with the “P” i.e. the first letter of the animal name like Peppa and all the other characters or will she break with tradition again like she did with George? 🐷

Stays in draw

The key to social media success:

☕️ coffee
🧑🏻‍💻 post
👍 engage
👩‍🏫 learn
🔄 repeat

We are doing this! 💪

2 out of 3 ain’t bad! 🤣🤣

Social media marketer - Emoji challenge!

What is the UK equivalent of this?

Kier Starmer standing outside number 10, whilst Jim Radcliffe or James Dyson answer all the questions?

I think we are about to see social media become really fragmented.

It will be hard to find for businesses to find a couple of platforms where most of their audience hangs out.

I think we are about to see social media become really fragmented.

It will be hard to find for businesses to find a couple of platforms where most of their audience hangs out.

Posting daily doesn’t guarantee success. But not posting daily guarantees failure.

YouTube video by Budweiser Budweiser | Super Bowl LIX 'First Delivery'

Not a massive fan of the beer, but the Super Bowl ads with the Clydesdales are epic.

youtu.be/K0iKgJXy_gk?...

It’s going to take the new signings a while settle in.

How is that not a pen?!

Foden needs to come on.

Not like we’ve not had chances, but fluffed every one of them.

Gonna be taking a break from my mental health to focus on my social media 🙏

The best marketing doesn’t feel like marketing. It just makes people say, “Damn, I need this.”

Interested to see the line-up. Would be good to give the new signings a run out.

I think Estonia is supposed to be good for start ups and small business.

Would social media managers even exist if coffee wasn’t invented?! ☕️ 😴

My car insurance increased by £500 to £1250 a year.

Amazing how they miraculously got it back down to £750 when I called to cancel.

I wonder if this is a tactic, because they know most will auto renew as they have little time to shop around.

My Bluesky feed has turned into 99.9% politics. 🤨😖

Pretty happy to see the back of January, but at least I have made a healthy start to the year! 🤪👨🏻‍💻

#socialmediamarketing #socialmediamanagement

So TikTok is still banned in the US. What happens next?