MickDundee58

"Why did the Cricketer bring bread to the match?"
"Because he kept getting ducks."

Goodnight sunshine, sweet dreams.

"You can't run through a Camp Site, you can only 'ran' because it's past tents."

A Roman walks into a Bar, holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers please."

"Which animal is warmest during winter?"
"A little otter."

Well we have hit 40°C at 3 pm. Time for a beer. Enjoy your afternoon, we will as we are lucky enough to have air-cond. 😀

Been working inside, but needed power off. Tidy up, will finish when it gets cooler. Girls wan't air-cond., and fridge on. Fair enough, I'm sweating in T-shirt and shorts.
Have a great day. 😀

Please be on the lookout for this missing child.
(North Carolina)

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Saturday, December 6, it is a warm 24°C, heading towards low 40's, we will be staying inside most of the day. Animals have shade and plenty of food and water. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀

As an ex Newspaper Editor, I presume you work with the spoken word rather than the printed. 😀

9.30 pm in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia. Sun has gone to bed, still 30°C. Time for me to put my feet up also. Talk to you tomorrow, sweet dreams. Keep smiling, goodnight all. 😀

"What does a British Real Estate Agent care most about?"
"His proper tea."

Love it. 😀

"What would you call a Real Estate Agency owned by a Detective?"
"Sherlock Homes."

"My first Real Estate Investment will involve Campers and Dolphins."
"For all intents and porpoises."

I like your Drs sense of humour. I asked my Dr today if he'd give me a note for the wife saying I had to stay off my feet for 24 hrs. Didn't happen. Now I'm contemplating buying a dishwasher for my wife as a Christmas present. 😀

"If you ever feel like no one cares, miss a mortgage payment."

Too hot to sit outside with a beer.

Over and done, took the Dr more time to wash his hands and glove up than it took for cutting a bit of skin off. 6 stitches, must be very close together. Get them out next Friday 8 am. Pathology $300, Dr free. Enjoy your day, I will now. 😀

Biopsy time is here. 😀

Ta, not worried, all bases covered, always been day to day proposition past couple of years. Always smiling. 😀

11.30 am in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia and it's warmimg up. Now 34°C and that's in the shade. 😀

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Friday, December 5, it is a warm 22°C, heading to 40°C this afternoon, already been to hardware store for spackle, sandpaper & screw-in anchors. My biopsy today at 12.45 then feet up. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Thursday, December 4, it is 20°C. Heading towards high 30's. Busy day ahead, painting, plastering, wife's Dr 11-12 (always late). Club for lunch, some shopping. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling, take care. 😀

"Honda is now producing their first electric vehicle with wireless charging."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."

Thank you; they gave me around 18 mnths, April 2024, so already on a winner. Enjoying every day I have left to the utmost. 😀

"What did Tesla name their electric lawnmower?"
"E-Lawn."

"My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I grounded him."

"If you don't know how to conduct yourself, you should be grounded."

"I was going to tell you a joke about electricity, but I forgot watt it was." 😀