suze 🕊️

liquor and beer should only be in plastic bottles

for my birthday all i wish is that birds have proper ears. those head holes just don't cut it

sour creamin onion

can you not save drafts on this websit or what

it's commit or be committed in this bitch of an earthe

the thing about wassily kandinsky is he really WAS SILLY.

does anyone know of any good alanon meetings? my boyfriend won't stop playing deck builders on steam until 2am and they have work on monday!!!!!!!! preferably one that doesn't pass around a donation basket. i can afford to donate but i don't want to and it makes me feel bad

malicious compliance trying to get the trainer to talk about it/its pronouns in our lgbt sensitivity training

when the focal point is on a third 😳🙂‍↕️

bill shy the silent guy

getting really into vintage swivel accent chairs lately

been getting really into sharing a life with the guy i love lately

Kurapikas to the front!!!

mom is driving me nuts keeps saying things like "it's a little chilly willy today" and "i've got a hitch in my getalong"

you never know what someone might be going through. for example i'm going through my bank account like a hydraulic press through a head of lettuce

keep honking i'm listening

i am starting to understand muchowzens by proxy -- my boyfriend is so cute when theyre sick!!! XD

my partner is like a hotter julian casablancas

what does marble think when it's being sculpted? it thinks "i am struck, insulted, ruined, lost." life is sculpting me. let it finish its work.

better to be a live dog than a dead lion

i'm the sink drinker

them: hit that button microwave oven

me: don't say that

them: i like saying that. that's what t-pain says..

this is such hater behavior but i love watching my coworkers' acting reels more than just about anything

me: but at the end of the day it wasn't really yours to reclaim was it? that's right i received your medical records and you're neurotypical, isn't that right mr. frog?

🐸: blehb blehb bing bing bing bah

seethe pilled cope core crash out maxing 🚨🧨🪓🔪🩸📉📌❤️‍🩹💢

this is the year of externalizing misogyny 🕊️

i'm non practicing bipolar II

I run nonprofits like zoo tycoon

my method of workplace calls is zoom

i use the host key to control the room

been getting really into adult contemporary lately

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been getting really into soluble fiber lately