@rive@meow.social

Analogue is a company that never delivers their products on time and somehow it's always out of stock and backordered for months, yet every single gaming YouTuber you know always get a unit and sings praises to them
If only they could just manufacture more Analogue Pockets

The Future is Out of Stock

If this is what Barbara Broccoli had to deal with under Amazon all this time, then I totally get why she decided to peace out earlier this year lmao

That would be like have something weird happen to him and then have him look at the camera and say "This didn't happen to the other fella" as if he knows he was a different guy in the previous movie

What the fuck are these writers on? They rebooted the franchise five films ago and nobody was losing sleep over Bond being being a rookie or complained that they abandoned the continuity of Die Another Day. Nobody is complaining about Bond being a new agent in First Light by IOi, just get on with it

Chatting with Future Class inductees for my latest at @theguardian.com. They paint a pretty clear picture of the perils of performative allyship.

Thanks to all who spoke with me, and always, to Keza for the chance to do important work!

Me and Xbox 360 games

A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”

This is the future leftists want

Cuck Schumer

Steve Jobs: this is the best shit I've ever heard of in my life, I'm going to cure my cancer with it

Yeah but Vance will become president

All the people that would call for these hearings are also busy banging their laptops

Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

We've achieved tiers of shitpost unattainable before

Also this just shows how these people care less about actually stopping Putin than just punishing regular working Russians l.
They keep consistently enacting sanctions that fuck over regular people but barely even affect those who are in power. Fuck them.

Twitter thread @McFaul QRT: Progress. Quoting Vladyslav Vlasiuk tweet: "The EU plans to stop issuing multiple-entry Schengen visas to Russians. Only single-entry visas will remain, except in rare humanitarian cases. Expected to take effect this week. Oh no, the whining will start again — they haven’t even recovered from Revolut yet 😏 Maybe fight Putin instead?" Last Father Of Animals @The Last Father replying to @McFaul Finally, I'm tired of hearing that they will destroy us and at the same time seeing these faces on the streets of Spain. Michael McFaul @McFaul Replying to @The_Last_Father Agree. I was shocked at how many Russians speakers I overheard walking on the streets of Barcelona. Maybe they were all from Belarus and Ukraine but given the fancy stores they were shopping in I doubt it

You know, sometimes I wonder how the fuck someone so shitty became a US ambassador and then I remember that you actually don't need to be a career diplomat in the US, you just need to have enough connections.
To say "those Ukrainians and Belarusians and Russians are all the same to me" is disgusting

Well that's one way to solve the housing crisis

Finally, Decuomofication of America

The sex pest party is going through hard times, please pray for them 😰

Zohran literally just quoted Spider-man (2002) and I am here for it 😊

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

Mamdani elected and GZDoom has already been forked with texture filtering off by default. Promises kept.

John Silksong

reminder that male bodies have breasts, even if they're not usually very prominent, and the tissue in those breasts can develop cancer.

it doesn't mean anything other than the fact that humans are mammals.

transphobia rots critical thinking skills and harms actual, living people.

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.” “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

You can't make this up.

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.