Alan Scott

My dog acts like he’s called TMZ on himself at the traffic lights. He’s so fucking cute it actually works.

@kellycarlin.bsky.social

Been playing XMAS all day. A force of good has risen to fight the feral beast that is a Mariah Carey Christmas.

X M A S!

1- eww
2- new Kylie release announcement

@discowallflower.bsky.social holy shit........ wtf!
!!!!!!!!

@discowallflower.bsky.social

@kellycarlin.bsky.social hitting “submit” on a $10k grant application.
Total rush!

Eeek it’s out there. Undo undo undo. No wait. I’m good.
😊

@discowallflower.bsky.social

Happy anniversary Madge! Yes I was 15. lol

Up up up d d d d d Up ddddd ddd down up.

Has haunted me for 33 years.

@discowallflower.bsky.social listening to Up Down Suite from '92 and after Veronica Electronica I have little faith in what's coming next... ;(

Taking a break from "The World" today.

@kellycarlin.bsky.social my lil man has game! Lovy is in the Dog show and look how he’s flirting.

So proud.

Rumble is walking his bone around the yard like he’s showing it the sights.

@titusnation.bsky.social stupid tanning beds. Not in the roof but equally butt ugly.

Thought puppy was going to meet n greet his first Putty Tat in the park today.

Instead he got a front row viewing of the neighborhoods reigning mouser champion who ripped up the fattest mole I've ever seen and ripped it apart in front of us.

It felt like I just showed the Exorcist to a 5 yr old.

@discowallflower.bsky.social 16 years ago tonight!

Feb 2026……

Tension tour live

Not in this lifetime

@discowallflower.bsky.social uhhhhh these last hours are the worst

@kellycarlin.bsky.social he’s got quite the impressive range of swearing for only six month old. Solar fan losing power on a 104° day.

@discowallflower.bsky.social flashed Diplo a message thanking him for Midnight Ride last night. He bowed and flashed a ❤️

Best shirt today

@kellycarlin.bsky.social
-the day started off with my nonprofit grant award 10k deposit
-a lil tiny Llama wearing vr glasses
-James Cameron making an surprise -
-ended with front row with Diplo.

Trippy.

Ok puppy is Big Sads. Throwing a tantrum at packing

This entire week I’ve been thinking “hey, I produce a podcast. I should probably put my hat in for the next secretary of defense.”

Instead of a set price menu at our nonprofit bingo event we provided a “Donate what you can” policy for snacks and beverage. We ended up with three times the amount from our previous set priced menu event.

That’s the power of still believing there are Good people celebrating good people.