Delroy Lindo Appreciation Society President

Touched him where

A Good Day To Die Hard

Hey I’m gonna buy some legos too

I man have we ever seen them both in the same place though?

I had this once and it was the best Ben & Jerry’s flavor I’ve ever had.

Never realized it was a limited thing

Well, UPS has now confirmed they overcharged me by $213.

Am I going to get it back? Who knows!

Well that’s much worse than mine you win

It’s fun that Marco is just a Latino Clayton Biggsby at this point

This is the first time NASCAR ever really broke my heart

“Oh you want me to poop there too? No, I’m gonna plant my flag on top of this 3’ pile of snow where you shovel all the snow from the deck”

Perfectly good area I cleared for him to do his business, but nooooo, he likes going dick deep in the snow to pee

When I went to move all my stuff out of my parents house when I bought a house in 2017, I found a box in the basement that had a dozen or so Star Wars Episode 1 Mountain Dew and Pepsi from ‘99 cans that USED to be full.

Luckily it was the bottom box of a stack so it didn’t ruin anything else.

Now I’m wondering where my 6 pack of Buzz cola from 2007 is and if it’s leaking

Booo Canada

Oh no

But now to do the front I have to take the blower all the way down the alley and around the block to get to it.

Luckily the neighbor two doors down who once got arrested for waving a shotgun around in the street in his underwear did part of it already

Started my snowblower for the first time this year.

It only runs if it’s above 20 degrees and if I spray it with so much starting fluid that I pray I don’t get blowed up, but it worked.

I know there are advances in computing abilities, groundbreaking research tech, and other things that are less crappy than chatbots, invasive "connected" devices that don't need to be, and in-car screens, but there's a reason those latter things are the items get brought up more often:

They suck!

Not homoerotic in the slightest

Carson what’s-her-name on the Door Bumper Clear podcast comparing Katherine Legge to Cleetus McFuckface makes me want to screamdie

Dawg are you fucking kidding me

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Had to send a stranger on Reddit in the Netherlands money to buy used timing gears and send them to me, and buy pistons made by a company in Australia from a company in Germany because the Aussie company won’t ship to the US.

I sure as fuck hope this car ends up being worth all this hassle.

UPS finally got back to me, it sounds like what happened is they assumed the parts were all steel, so they slapped me in the dick with steel tariffs, so now I have to fill out a form certifying the steel percentage.

Come on man

a man and a woman are standing next to each other on a purple carpet in a hallway . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other on a purple carpet in a hallway .

What up big dog

HELL

YEAH