Bellinor 🍬🍋

Not being able to go to an event you've had booked in for a year at the last minute is shit, isn't it?

Snap 🤙🏼

Strands #507
“Chips in”
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Ba ba ba booooooowwww

WHERE IN SHITTING CRIKEY IS MY NOSE

Where in shitting crikey is my nose?!

Inaugural Rewatchmen session is go! Series 1 episode 1 of Brass Eye 🥰

Safe to say my Chris Morris crush is back in full force
@doctorcuriosity.bsky.social @whatyazsaid.bsky.social @pairedfluorescent.bsky.social @ceri.io

A screenshot from the US version of the TV show The Office. Michael Scott is being gently held from behind by a Holly Flax.

me at the coldplay show

Panic! At the Coldplay Concert

Yep, my protégé is doing well

Hacked Elmo X Account Posts Antisemitic Slurs And Demands ‘Epstein Files’ Release The official account of the popular children’s show character was targeted in a cyberattack, the Sesame Workshop said.

The official account of the popular children’s show character was targeted in a cyberattack, the Sesame Workshop said.

Dislocated my knee last week and haven't left the house since Saturday. Screaming into a pillow is the new 'enjoying your summer, anyway. I am FINE.

Gutted I'm not at yours this week, I want a curry 😭

Yes if still required

Hope you get that Derulo tote ❤️

ONE OF MY SODDING HEADPHONES FELL OUT OF MY BAG WHEN I STOPPED AT A TRAFFIC LIGHT AND CHECKED MY MAPS APP 😭😭😭😭😭

Had to collect my car from the garage on my way home from London, which led to me using a public ebike for the first time, accidentally riding it out of range of any of the bays, and paying an extra tenner for the privilege because I was 1km away from the nearest place to park it.

Finding myself in the situation where I'm holding off on getting signed off work with stress/burnout because I've got surgery coming up soon, but then becoming more stressed and burnt out waiting for the surgery date. May have to bite the bullet and get a fit note. ISN'T BEING AN ADULT GREAT?!

Anyone fancy employing me? My skills include being nice to people, shitposting online, and getting angry about AI "art".

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

Was genuinely quite an unhinged DM so I'm glad I'm finally able to make light of it 😂😂

My bad

Where are the other 3?

If you ever give me espresso martini again I will pour it over your head 😘🩷

I'm so sad I'm not at Glasto anymore 😭

Phone broke, got a shit new one and have forgotten Google login details so have lost all numbers and can't download apps (Whatsapp etc) and am unable to get hold of anyone. (Long story short can someone in Watson chat get Andy to call me)

Charli xcx watching Lorde this morning at #glastonbury

Lorde played her new album in full and it was absolutely gorgeous 🥰

They clash with alanis morrisette soooooo

Sunrise over fields

Did a solstice. Back to bed now

Anyone have any experience with selling tickets through Ticketmaster resale? Sold 2 Weezer tickets last month and still haven't had the money through 🙃 tried using their online form to chase it and they've not responded and then closed the case saying it's been resolved (it hasn't).

I've packed some clothes and have a tent with enough pegs - can I go to glasto now please? 4 day wait is DRAGGING.