Me with makeup on and a gold dress with big shoulder pads
Figure it's about time for a bit of a pfp refresh
17.01.2026 16:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me with makeup on and a gold dress with big shoulder pads
Figure it's about time for a bit of a pfp refresh
17.01.2026 16:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Took the kids to their first protest this morning. Brilliant turnout and have successfully piqued the kids interest in community issues. They'll be Mummy's little activists in no time
17.01.2026 16:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To be fair, I am a walking shenanigan
17.01.2026 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bridport bound this evening to see @watsoncomedian.bsky.social. Sure he'll be pleased to know I have no shenanigans planned for once
17.01.2026 16:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Yep London in Feb ππΌ
10.11.2025 15:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Late to the party but the chamber versions from everybody scream are easily my favourite tracks from this year
10.11.2025 15:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Phone repaired just in time for my trip to Amsterdam. hallefuckinglujah!
10.11.2025 14:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've had no bsky access for 3 weeks else I'd have bitten your hand off for this π
10.11.2025 14:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Table stuck in a doorway
Never moving again .
17.10.2025 10:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Screenshot from mean girls: "I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Celia's fart And the other 20% of the time I was praying for someone else to bring it up so I could talk about it more."
I love you, Celebrity Traitors
#celebritytraitors
How does he look?
05.10.2025 18:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This week I have picked blackberries, met some cows, had a gorgeous Reuben sandwich, and been on a 15 hour bender. Always good to mix the wholesome with the debauched, right?
05.10.2025 18:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have a wonderful evening π
05.10.2025 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fluffy white dog face.
Good evening.
05.10.2025 18:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Went to get the stitches taken out of my shoulder this morning. Got to the room and the nurse informed me that I had a smear booked and not stitch removal. Luckily she laughed and took the stitches out anyway π
03.10.2025 08:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nearly broken into double digits ππΌ
24.09.2025 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Accepted for a house but have to move in 3 weeks and having shoulder surgery in 4 days - no packing or lifting for meeeeeee (send help)
18.09.2025 17:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rollercoaster of a week and it's only Thursday. Roll on tomorrow so I can go on my long awaited camping trip with the solos β€οΈ
18.09.2025 16:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most well deserved appointment of our time
18.09.2025 16:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My dudes
09.09.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Been off work so long that the only way I can keep track of what day it is is through my Spotify daylist
09.09.2025 15:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A book: Meet me in the bathroom Rebirth and rock and roll in NYC 2001-2011
Postman has been π
02.09.2025 18:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mac Miller and a glass of wine while I cook dinner. Things DO get better π₯°
02.09.2025 17:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the NHS and I will defend it until my dying breath, but waiting for surgery for 3 years and then having it cancelled 3 days beforehand has absolutely broken me.
15.08.2025 07:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay I won't fight you this time. Margs all round π
15.08.2025 06:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good luck to everyone trying for MCR tickets today π«ΆπΌ
15.08.2025 06:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are you saying margaritas are old people drinks? I am ready to fight you if so
15.08.2025 06:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not being able to go to an event you've had booked in for a year at the last minute is shit, isn't it?
07.08.2025 07:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Snap π€πΌ
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