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it’s my last week as a full time server/bartender!!!!!!! someone be proud of me!!!😭😭🥹

The Soothingly Blue Ridge Mountains

Always good to remember.

So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.

Iraq 2.0 brought to you by the 'No More Wars' dictator

#fucktrump

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

i’ve spent the last week+ in greece and… just… wow

i’m on a random island in greece and just ran into 2 girls i went to high school with. small world, to say the least..

San Antonio Express-News ® @ExpressNews Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

headline construction masterclass

That’s what someone on ketamine would say

Anyone else constantly wondering how much of the damage is reversible and how long it’ll take?

me listening to music: 🙂
me listening to music that has a saxophone in it: 😀

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🌷💠🌸T R A N S🌸💠🌷
💜🌺🪻P E O P L E🪻🌺💜
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there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego

Spoiler: It is absolutely market manipulation

US Trump regime media

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb

To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.

—With love,
Your American allies.

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

True an we are in those times

Not being allowed to hand water to people in line to vote no matter who they are voting for, while being allowed to hand people million dollar checks to get their vote, is the most American thing ever.

needed to brag about this somewhere

when you take a shot and your sunglasses fall off your head, THATS how you know it’s getting warm outside

Ummm… 👇

See the problem?!

Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now