feels great being literally the very first year to pay £9K a year for uni and having a massive graduate tax (disguised as loan) draining my bank for decades which people six months older than me don't have
10.07.2025 10:06 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@benedicttown.bsky.social
Comedian, 350K on TikTok, and host of @scrolldeep.bsky.social. That’s tennis.
feels great being literally the very first year to pay £9K a year for uni and having a massive graduate tax (disguised as loan) draining my bank for decades which people six months older than me don't have
10.07.2025 10:06 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Delighted to say I've joined Substack where I'll be mostly writing about, let's be honest, The Simpsons
08.07.2025 16:10 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just been using my laptop on my lap and have to say, it’s a classic move. Feels right. Can see why it earned the name
03.07.2025 21:15 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh that’s a good one
22.06.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Twitter is a great place to see interactions so dumb you couldn’t even dream them
22.06.2025 14:48 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Ralph Fiennes has the greatest range of any working actor, right? Can anyone else be THAT scary and THAT funny?
22.06.2025 14:03 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
22.06.2025 01:44 — 👍 36854 🔁 7812 💬 396 📌 309The crazy-making thing about all of this is that there is no need for it, no demand for it, no consent from the civilian populations and, no practical use whatsoever. These people just love war!
22.06.2025 12:35 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0kitten don’t throw a blue shell at daddy
19.06.2025 16:39 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I honestly wonder about the long term effects of people offloading all their thinking and mental workload onto AIs. Your brain is a muscle and it will be goo if you refuse to use it
12.06.2025 09:24 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0There’s actually very few words that Americans use that British people don’t know, but every single one of them is used by Wordle
10.06.2025 19:42 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The wildest part of this is Onion story is that it was published in 2013 lol
09.06.2025 12:13 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
09.06.2025 00:39 — 👍 56189 🔁 17111 💬 884 📌 827Well one Aussie reporter has been deliberately shot at and before you say no watch the video
09.06.2025 06:23 — 👍 433 🔁 183 💬 21 📌 24Scroll Deep 🤝 JoJo Siwa in the interview of the century
06.06.2025 19:22 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0this is so fun. I'm afraid I need them to make this now
05.06.2025 11:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look I know it’s been said but it’s so on the nose that they’re called ICE. If a YA novel did that we’d all roll our eyes and yet here we are
04.06.2025 18:56 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re very rapidly gonna have to deal with people who have cameras built into their glasses that are filming you without telling you
02.06.2025 22:48 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0'we're trying to stop people accessing your account!!' - yeah, me!!!!!
28.05.2025 14:02 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0heads up that if you do this, I will simply never remember my password again
28.05.2025 14:02 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0Wait I know this one
26.05.2025 12:51 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Never clocked ‘An Ethanol Picture’ until now
25.05.2025 22:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As someone who used to get South West Trains to school for years, and then (after it was renamed) get South Western Railway to work for years, I cannot tell you how happy I am to dance on its useless grave now that it’s nationalised. My least favourite company ever. May they cancel trains in hell
25.05.2025 11:24 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I came up with a phrase on Scroll Deep today that might be the best line I’ll ever say
22.05.2025 14:30 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s crazy
21.05.2025 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can anyone confirm this?
21.05.2025 14:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Say what???
20.05.2025 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I NEED this vest
16.05.2025 07:45 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0heaven forbid superman might be 'about something else' loool
13.05.2025 13:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I couldn't help myself and read an article from one of those right wing outrage comic book websites and this bit really cracked me up:
13.05.2025 13:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0