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Nah. It's actually mainly about spouting shit in interviews to get your fans riled up.

Love it when that guy's sad. Love it.

He was great today. If Gabriel hadn't have been so on it he'd have been in with a shout for MotM.

I think I am going to be sick and the game's finished.

I have a super king. I will never go back. I have extra long pillows to go with it.

There was absolute bell end on here the other day saying we shouldn't be celebrating if we win it because we'd have cheated our way to it.

Labour could bring back our water into public hands but they care more about investors than they do about you

Feargal is superb. Get him involved in govt.

Teams should pull out. But football is all about money so no one will.

Don't believe the media hype over #Reform. The young people of #Britain are not buying into their rhetoric. Voting for a nice party, with positive and fair policies is never a wasted vote. #VoteGreen

Use your voice and help eradicate the rise of the right wing. They are!

So much nicer to be hated than irrelevant.

I don't want a city on Mars.
I don't want AI in every app.
I don't want data centres in space.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want bees to survive.

If they didn't hum Gabrielle songs during the disciplinary they've missed a trick.

Ask them if they are Tottenham in disguise.

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I've said it a few times now but there is a big part of me that would love us to win the league with a contentious goal from a corner. Ball hitting some one's shoulder to bounce in off big Gabi's ass. The hand wringing would be:

Younger people may not remember Tony Benn, but his speech in 1998 has as much resonance today as it did then.

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1. US & Isreal begin strikes with no clear legal basis - UK stays out of it.
2. Initial strikes fail to bring swift end and Iran strikes back.
3. Those retaliatory strikes start to target civilians (including UK ones) and UK military/bases. 🧵 1/4

Asking myself the important questions today: is it too early for Ben & Jerry's?

OK, the Gorton and Denton by-election, I have some thoughts!

Let's take a look at some of the FACTS and burst a few of the more ridiculous takes doing the rounds

But first up, can we acknowledge just what bad losers Reform are?!🤣

Right, let's get started...

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A white female plumber, a Jewish gay man and a Muslim wan walked into a hall....and united a community.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Hearty lol.

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This much?

The busiest road in London is officially going car-free – as plans to pedestrianise Oxford Street have just been given the green light Sadiq Khan has confirmed that the plans to pedestrianise the busiest street in London could come into effect as early as summer 2026.

Oxford Street is going traffic-free.

I’ve given the green light to transform it into a world-class, fully accessible pedestrian avenue. The heart of London, reclaimed for people.

Tbf that's going to make my Monday at work a lot more bearable.

I am so bored of these twats.

Text explaining how there isn’t a war on cars, with all the benefits of reallocating street space to move a lot more people with a lot less space and other consequences, including life and death, pollution/emissions, public and personal costs, etc. Providing more choices works better for everyone, including drivers. And more transportation choices support the economic competitiveness of cities, as smart cities know.

I’m not a fan of politicians trying to make people angry for votes by claiming there actually IS a “war on cars” (there isn’t — if anything there’s been a war on every OTHER way of getting around since the 1960s).

A politician just made the claim on LinkedIn. Here’s the reply I posted. #UrbanTruth

Mick Lynch: Farage didn't build a political career, he built a bonfire out of migrant families and called it leadership. #UKPolitics

Actually looks like it is the early one on the Wednesday.

Have KO times been finalised yet. I can't seem to find anything other than dates.