The Evil Betty

Astoria: After Dark

They do nothing. They are the noisiest damn nothings in the probable universe. Right up there with gas powered leaf blowers on my shitlist.

Those bot accounts using grandma faces are creepy. It feels like the person whose photograph they've stolen is tied to a chair in a basement somewhere.

I have this thing that even if I like the person, if they make a joke that doesn't land with me, I can't give them anything. Nothing there to give. I just can't.

My autism is too jaded and world weary for your dick joke. I'm sorry.

Quality.

Sorry. Thought you were doing a schtick.

No, that's the product of my own diseased mind I'm afraid.

"Shiv" in this case is the comedy term for leaving them high and dry when they were trying to do a thing.

I'm not feeling the bit, but I'm not mad at you.

Them: C'mon. I'm trying to do a bit.

Me: I know, that's why I shivved you. I'm not cosigning that.

Nope.

You sure?

Free XP for your psychic and ground pokes.

What if thinking about the experiment fucks with it? How would we know? How would you test for it? I win science. Give me money.

Sorry for the slop beast and it's gibberty style oinkery what makes no sense atall. Blocked.

Ok. Guys. "-maxxing" has reached it's ironic use by lame-os phase, which means we just have to get past it's attempted takeback by non-lameos and when that fails it's officially gone!

YouTube video by Pixel Pug Games LGBTQ Rights Or Economic Stability (ORIGINAL VIDEO)

Lol. Old by today's standard, but I love revisiting this now and again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooQK...

I have an adversarial relationship with youtube. I give them no helpful feedback and they show me nothing but shit. Algo's busted, I must request everything by name.

Oh if only to have that goofy little simpleton back.

Old drinking toast I no longer use.

Blessed are the cunts born with loads of dough, because they are everyone else's problem, but not their own.

I am so sick of the phrase "we live in the dumbest timeline". Every time you fuckin' say it. It's a goddamn self fulfilling malaprophecy.

Being a shitty little edgelord wasting public and private funds to search in vain for a private fantasy with no real world analogue is not fucking RESEARCH.

This is just a distraction from the fact that I am not good at assessing simple political realities.

Okay. That pretty much eliminates all the forms of malicious compliance. That checklist is done. Thanks for stopping by.

Whoever decided they were going to design bots that say shitty things to you deserves to be experimented on by a cosmetic company.

YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 MST3K 1201: Mac and Me

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMqt...

I am usually more of a classic MST3K fan, but this episode was OUTRAGEOUSLY good and if you haven't seen the Japanese ending of Mac and Me, hold onto your socks.

To all the people who are mad at Pokemon scalpers, a humble suggestion: stop liking something that is a fucking scam and you won't have to worry about scammers.

Let's see on the one hand you have giant turtle monsters trained in ninjitsu, and then you have two middle aged plumbers with hops.

Shouldn't we be referring to the old Michael Jordan by his middle initial and not the guy who has yet to retire from public life?

I once caught a bad case of Manfred Manthrax. I got better.