The Evil Betty

You feel that strongly about it, BUY me one. Or leave me alone.

People will call you a skeptic for not immediately spending $40,000 you don't have on a car you can't fix or afford to install a new electric service (that I would also have to install myself) to charge one.

I don't know where the fuck they live at, but we don't have money like that around here.

'Mistake' is often a real glass half full way of putting it IMO.

If you actually use it for work and aren't just all hat and no cattle then go ahead on, hoss.

People buying F450s to haul a shitzu and a weeks worth of groceries are kinda lame IMO though.

This may come as a surprise, but I was not impugning your dogs in particular. Only now having learned of their existence.

Way ahead of you.

I have a 1995 F150 I bought for $200 and a sack of weed worth 80 20 years ago that still runs fine. Beat that.

Sometimes you have to override the urge to tell someone their dog looks smug. We get it. You're a big deal.

I'm not agreeing or disagreeing. *Disagrees*.

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Literally one of the most punk songs, at it's core.

The free ones do not take orders.

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I want to discover more underground music, but I have a stupid non-musicians ear that can't cut through the (necessarily) lower quality production levels.

I don't know how people listen to demos and pick out the diamonds in the rough. It all sounds pretty bad.

I will be very tough with Nintendo, but fair. I think the yammering marvel nerd was a huge misstep and the people arguing for it are often doing so disingenuously out of a misplaced sense of loyalty.

But none of that erases the fact that it was a rare stumble and wasn't near as WTF as Other M was.

Do your own buzzcut and remember to get all the fine hairs hiding around your ear, challenge level: can't.

Any steak can be a good steak if you know what you're doing.

The most recent one was wagyu indeed, in that it was highly overrated and needed serious cuts to get rid of some of the fat.

Jokeslide to backhanded compliment.

How can my brain accept all manner of quantum strangeness with no trouble, but I have to force myself to accept dark matter and energy aren't the New Coke of Aether theories.

Like these people know what they are talking about and I know that, but it makes my brain itch anyway.

Captain Planet had a lot of unnecessary middlemen. Gaia was pretty useless as well.

The cannon goes that Gaia went to sleep in 1891 and woke 100 years later to find things were a mess. No shit, Rip Van Dumbass, that's what happens when you gold brick your job for a century.

It's never the shit you actually want to talk about that gets traction, which I suppose is a blessing in disguise considering the kind of responses you get to ANYTHING that gets traction here.

The bots and dipshits are not different enough to be worth parsing, but JFC are they here.

Welp, hang up the car fandom folks. As predicted decades ago, people are being nostalgic for angular 80's shitboxes now.

Listen hard dickhead: learn to fucking read.

I have 1000x more respect for citizen journalists taking their life into their own hands than some empty headed suit stuffer hiding behind a chyron on TV.

This is always the part where I throw 'brain in a jar' at them and load another bowl of someone else's weed in the confusion.

Dulce bellum inexpertis.

He oughta know.

I will listen to someone telling me what happened, or is currently happening, but when people start saying 'this is how it's going to go' I stop listening immediately.

The ratio of accurate internet predictions is somehow EVEN LESS than just guessing.

They are trolling for jerkoffs. Literally.

Wait til you learn that you are talking to fully formed adults that have already formed their own opinions.