maidmoder

casually and affectionately refers to someone as my rapist

a big part of being in your late 20s & early 30s is fostering a circle of friends you can have casual unprotected sex with

she would have been a revered temple priestess

sister fell asleep on top of me but before she fell asleep she said "youre my plushie now" when shes awake she laughs at how weak i am. she has intentionally trapped me under the rubble that is her thighs. im still waiting for emergency services to arrive

if I had horns or even antlers I'd be unstoppable

this is my only social media that will remain unLelanded because quite frankly I don't respect it enough

I gotta make it over there before my passport expires 😬

am I allowed to post gay porn here too or nah

BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order to permit new Neuralink "nanomachines" be added to existing vaccines. The nanomachines were rejected multiple times by the FDA in April 2026

im on that good cushion mattress yall
I got some bad blankets I can call

aw geez Mr. Shark i dont think we're gonna be able to discord kitten our way through this one

man if I had known it was nazis time I would've stayed in the other hemisphere fuck me

casual reminder that i gave my ikea shark bottom surgery 🦈🏳️‍⚧️💕

a maid is a type of girl who isn't real and doesn't exist

are you accepting new patients at this time

congrats!! good luck :>

piss maid. maid who serves piss. maid with bujlt in piss dispenser

(talking to my tboy husband) hey babe 👋😁 remember, if you take a shower I'll kill my self!

people get mad about ageplay bcause they hate trans ppl. they dont want trans ppl to feel any sense of love or acceptance from the day we r born til the day we die. it upsets the grand plan of cisheteronormalcy for us to provide familial care for one another. be radical, lil baby

smoking the joint that makes you smoke weed

smoking the weed that makes you a maid. don't feel anything yet

smoking that misanthropic pack

vyvanse and cold brew got me acting like Leeland

I have a pair of friends who are sisters and witches and whenever I see them, I feel like this

Never underestimate what "Dinner" can does to a person.

hate trans people? kill yourself <3

sharing erection data with your son is good for your longterm health and a good bonding activity

maids are a form of higher evolved being that can survive off of coffee and cigarettes alone

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