Faye

Faye takes a mirror selfie in a marble hotel bathroom. She stands on the ledge of the bathtub, palm to the ceiling, balancing her right leg as she brings her left one up, almost as if she’s about to do a little burlesque kick. She’s wearing white bordelle lingerie, white leg garters and a white choker collar. happy friday #oursky

Hey big spender!
Spend a little time with me

Everytime my robovac starts a cleaning task I think of you

Don’t ask me about what I’m reading unless your ready for a 20 minute explanation of the book and me being extremely excited about you asking

I’d give you some!

Caught up on emails!
Check your inbox and spam folders 💘

🪦

I was contemplating dying my greys but a woman at the shelter I volunteer with was like
“honey don’t bother you aren’t going to win the fight”

and I think that’s the first piece of advice I’ve ever taken.

We can sign up for the clinical trial together 😉

thank you 🥹💘

Hosting my third open mic night of the year tonight.

Super excited, but also, I wanna throw up a little, as I‘m going to be speaking words from my journal, out loud, for all to hear in addition to hosting the event.

🤞

Same study suggests women aged 25+ need 2-3 orgasms daily to tolerate a man’s high spirits

New study shows men aged 25+ need one bj a day to remain in high spirits

have*

I will attribute my desire to explore kink again entirely to the big healing journey I went on in 2025 and gave since returned from

My adhd has been wilin‘ though

Lost the remote for my plant lights two months ago, found it in a coat pocket this morning 🤣

Considering it’s the end of the world as we know it, my sex drive has been surprisingly unaffected.

In fact, this summers sexcapades might just be the most feral ones yet.

so sultry and angelic

you in blue 😍

Faye takes a mirror selfie in a marble hotel bathroom. She stands on the ledge of the bathtub, palm to the ceiling, balancing her right leg as she brings her left one up, almost as if she’s about to do a little burlesque kick. She’s wearing white bordelle lingerie, white leg garters and a white choker collar. happy friday #oursky

Hey big spender!
Spend a little time with me

more to enjoy 😉

🤭🤭

you’re the apple of my eye

glad to know 🤭

😏😏

that set was simply made for you!

Faye takes a POV selfie from inside her fridge — she’s wearing her classic green sweat pants and a white sports bra, strapless on one side, exposing a tasteful amount of sideboob. The light casts a perfect shadow on all her best features. She reaches out to grab you. She pulls you out, gives you a rinse, smears you generously with caramel and takes a bite. You’re her favourite late night snack. goodnight #oursky

POV: you’re the late night snack I’m craving

In need of a swim in the sea

woah! cool!

Faye holds up her copy of Shirley Bassey’s Greatest Hits record. In the background is the rest of her collection, nearly stacked into kallax cubes.

In the mood to yearn tonight

#musicsky #vinylsky

i sucked him so good he thought it was a dream.