𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 | ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴏʏᴍɪʟғ

"Oh, yes, I'll happily bring both of you along for a night of delightful pleasures!"

He leads the two into his bedroom, inviting them inside with a pinkness in his face...

"Really? You mean it?"

He puts his hands together and beams, delighted at her answer.

"Then might I bring you to bed, you diamond of a woman?"

"How could you not be? It'd be a cruel world if no man had stepped up to claim your beauty by now..."

He drops to one knee and takes her other hand with both of his, gazing into her eyes.

"However, I guarantee I am the superior lover. Let me prove it by granting you my progeny, my sweet."

pray that I win you over somehow. Missing my chance with you is something I'd regret for the rest of my life!"

Letting his humility be heard, he shakes his head in sorrow.

"Young man? I'm 49 years old, my dear. Far more in your age range than hers anyways, wouldn't you say?"

Failing the usual low-power pickup lines, he puts a hand over his heart and holds the opposite palm out into the sky.

"Alas, I'm helpless in the face of beauty like yours, miss...I can only

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"Don't be that way, mademoiselle."

He's internally frustrated that his breeding conquest efforts will be momentarily stifled by the need to wear the woman down...but he never backs down from a challenge.

Approaching the girl with arms outstretched, he bows to her graciously.

"Give me a chance."

"Immediate efforts to rapidly grow the population."

He makes a finger gun at her, flashing a vicious smile and hitting her with the 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬.

"And you're welcome to partake as well, mama. ✨"

Get to it then...I'll give you 50 an hour if that's what it takes.

I want to hire you as soon as possible! 💢

𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝...

All women should carry my babies...need to make 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞...

What's your rate? I want to hire you 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲.

But...breeding...

Ouh, jumped the gun...

What'd she mean?

Help soothe his addiction...

So she's...𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙚...? 💕

Is she that starved for praise? Poor thing...

He'll pet her head and tell her how wonderful she is whenever she needs it. Even while she rides him!

You're the one offering to let him do what he wants! It's not his fault you get wet from a glance...

He'll be sure to take care of it, though...

He thinks she's absolutely gorgeous! And so very sweet for making such an offer. 💞

Catgirls are the best...

Balls.

That's okay, he doesn't want her to. He gets pent up so easily...

It's good to be able to rely on the pretty kitty for servicing...

🎨nonosamu

His ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ is only getting worse. He can't go more than a day without finding some slut he's never met and ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ ᴏʀ ᴛᴡᴏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ.

Always flashing a peace sign before he ʙᴀɪʟs, leaving behind a sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ to suffer eighteen years of consequences. 🥵

#OpenRP #LewdRP #NSFWRP #ERP #NSFW

Ooh, she really means it, huh? She has that much of a weakness for pretty boys?

Cute...

What do you expect him to do about it?!

We can't help being as adorable as we are endowed! ☺️

Having sensed this move was coming thanks to his incredible intelligence, he's been standing on his head all week in preparation, so she simply places him right side up again. He is dead

Here or in his manse is fine!

Y'know, the Donohue Manse.

DM, even.

Hey, awesome! He's got one of those!

Two hands, of course! Or cock.

Maybe something more than a hand? Hint hint nudge nudge wink wink?

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑭𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔
𝑹𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝑲𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒂𝒘𝒂

He blinks a few times in surprise.

He'd just come to ask where the bathroom was, but...

"Deal!"