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Elon Musk makes stunning claim after Tesla profits plummet: 'If the ship of America goes down, Tesla will go with it' Tesla's net income dropped 71% year over year.

You broke it; you bought it.

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Photo of a headline that reads “Jamie Dimon says Gen Z has no reason to be depressed—as long as there’s no nuclear war, they’ll have an ‘unbelievable life’.” Beneath the headline is a photo of Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase.

These fucking headlines.

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wall street is just astrology for men in patagonia vests

‘Most effective way’ to prevent measles is vaccination, RFK Jr. says, in most direct remarks yet — STAT WASHINGTON — Health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said Sunday that “the most effective way to prevent the spread of measles is the MMR vaccine,” his most direct statement yet on the issue, following...

The fact that this headline qualifies as breaking news is just … apple.news/AyN5RqUDjRU-...

I am bougiemane’s crippling anxiety and depression.

Why is the media not calling what’s happening in our gov’t a coup?

It’s always a trip living in New Orleans. What happened on Bourbon is specifically why I never go to the Quarter on NYE.

Twitter is a CVS on MLK Blvd.

A small watercolor painting of a horrified looking cartoon dumpling.

My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state.

How's everyone else doing?

a blurry picture of a man wearing a helmet with the letter s on it Alt: A gif of Jesse Pinkman from the tv show breaking bad wearing a black helmet and driving a go kart. The last frame if the gif is Jesse letting out a scream.

How I’m still feeling post election.

I was recently trying to remember the name of that show. Thanks for reminding me.

So can Joe Biden just say “fuck it” and use his unchecked Presidential power for the good of people with the little time he has left in office?

I am going to take immense and perverse joy when Trump voters finally realize and are shocked that their faces are eaten by the leopards from the Face Eating Leopards party that they voted for.

I am so surprised at how people are freaking out about a result announcement pattern that is exactly the same as it usually is. Big cities take longer. The west coast is still voting. Turn off cable news.

No surprises as of right now, still racked with anxiety.

Mike Tyson said it best: "Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.”

Divorce is a motherfucker.

This is why I vote, and I'm not exaggerating. This is why *I* vote.

Gotta make that quick cash that will never be used to synchronize any of the traffic lights. Also, I’ve never seen Duncan Plaza so clean and well-lit.

Downtown New Orleans RN #swifties

Mark Robinson, NC GOP nominee for governor, called himself a ‘black NAZI!,’ supported slavery in past comments made on porn forum | CNN Politics Mark Robinson, the controversial and socially conservative Republican nominee for governor of North Carolina, made a series of inflammatory comments on a pornography website’s message board more than ...

Where is The Boondocks when you need it?

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THE PROSECUTOR IS IN THE HOUSE! #Debate2024 #debatenight

Why Silicon Valley Elites Are Turning MAGA J.D. Vance’s nomination is, among other things, an invitation from the GOP to America’s tech overlords.

Silicon Valley is the enemy of the people.

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::puts on tinfoil hat:: Between the Heritage Foundation goon saying the 2nd American revolution will be “bloodless should the Left allow it” and what just happened in PA seems a tad bit convenient. ::removes tinfoil hat::

So Joe Biden can do whatever the fuck he wants right?

The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded

Fuck the Supreme Court.

Been meaning to do this but #AddToBlackSky

Yeah you right cuz I haven’t step into a KH or assembly in 5+ years.