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Children’s clothing sizes are LIES

noooo, there is baseball to play today

bang bang lmao

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

CHINA: "The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years. The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions. The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."

Where is the lie?

nahhh, not in this condition post baseball and beers

brown meat + add jar of sauce, lol. the easy route.

jk I am going to bedddddd

Got tipsy and made meat sauce and pasta after midnight, ama.

Got to the bottom of the article and there was an ad for some terrible ultra-conservative decorative whiskey.

it's 2026 and the cool S is still not in unicode

The recoil on this goin be crazy fr fr

Shit I’ll do it for $50k.

Yes! Haven’t gotten over to view it yet, but it’s on my list.

I volunteer as tribute etc etc

Lol

Sam flavored. The toucan brings them, like a stork.

Unffffffff

The internet as an infinite despair machine is actually fairly recent invention! It started gettin real bad with the rise of corporate controlled spaces! Thats why you see people talking fondly of forums!

Sure you could run into asshats on 2000's forum web BUT there was always an alternative space!

I like how MLB teams are using tech to track spin rate and “induced vertical break” and all these other advanced ways of determining what actually makes pitches good and the Angels are like “you wanna know how FAST the pitches are going?”

If you're hit with this variation it means you need to kys immediately. Theres no hope for you if you get quote tweeted with one of these.

i think of this last part at least twice a day

K, the heart hand chain is adorable

Watching the forbidden CATS

Is “it” a Costco hot dog?

Fuckin legendary, take the rest of the month off.

Two biggest institutions in the state and they’re both going to pot, it sucks so bad.

sound on, good gracious