Maeg

DID YOU SAVE IT?

Coworker: “Wow, Maegan. Your writing is really distilled.”
Me: “Like pee?”

One of my neighbors is blasting frank ocean while I’m trying to avoid getting ready for work

Having writer’s block

David called me “Maegan Thee Gremlin” yesterday

I’m back

I’m at my job just stacking books while white women talk at me about which ones were their queer awakening

Someone DM’ed me asking for career advice on LinkedIn, and I literally don’t know what else to say but get good

I forgot to christen this account with a picture of Winnie

this is an Anti-Phoenix account if you live in Maricopa County please Stay Away From Me

a neon sign for MILFORD PLAZA, but the ORD are burnt out

STOP THE CAR

I honestly forgot how cunty “Chasing Pavements” by Adele truly is. Like wow, I’m moved

Women are truly my favorite guy

They left me when I was a poor snail, and now they want me cuz I’m a rich snail 😞

I feel like I can really be myself on here :)

I need a bitch who can make her butt buzz (like me)

You’re trying to censor my truth

I want to kick him down a football field