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Xanadu, Zonked Croc

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πŸ”ž 25 | he/they | aego hypnohorny crocodile bad at initiating dms, but i try and respond! https://t.me/scalednspiralled https://www.furaffinity.net/user/scalednspiralled/

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Posts by Xanadu, Zonked Croc (@scalednspiralled.bsky.social)

It’s just not something everyone’s going to want to focus on while going through the story and all of the normal-mode content, and personally I think that’s reasonable. I fundamentally disagree with the idea that it’s not β€œreal” content just because it’s easy

05.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know plenty of people who’ve done synced/MIL stuff on their way through the game just through PF with no communities involved, there’s an ingame audience for it even without Discords or whatever

If it’s something the player wants to do it’s very doable

05.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can even feel this doing Unreals; they’re pretty fun but despite the stricter sync they’re usually a lot easier than the proper Extreme for that patch

I wouldn’t be opposed to another solution necessarily, but unsync at least encourages the content to be run for farms (and there is also BLU)

05.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As for the tutorial aspect, sure the older content is simpler in terms of mechanics, but tbh I think that honestly makes it a worse tutorial compared to just jumping into DT stuff. ARR-STB was made for a completely different design space that put job complexity over encounters

05.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see where you’re coming from but I don’t really feel it personally

Sure old EX/Savage don’t β€œmatter” the same way current expac ones do, but that’s always likely to happen in an MMO of this type. They at least preserve it better than WoW does and allow you to sync if you’d like to experience them

05.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having Advanced as a step closer to Extreme (even if a bit easier) will hopefully entice more people to try both Criterion and harder content in general

Idk I’m rambling but it’s just frustrating that cool and improved content is being overshadowed by people’s lack of intrinsic motivation

05.03.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely think Merchant’s Tale will have much better legs than the EW variants for one reason: they didn’t completely fuck the difficulty progression

IMO Crit Savage was a mistake that made the gap between Variant and Crit Normal way too wide and discouraged most people from even trying it

05.03.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe game could use more gearing avenues and Criterion giving tome upgrade mats would be a good compromise” - fair and reasonable discussion

β€œThey didn’t do that so the content has no value” - what if you did things because you enjoyed them

05.03.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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okay i might be going off with ff14 modding

05.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

04.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4407    πŸ” 1896    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 34
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Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

04.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4711    πŸ” 1445    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 4

Just finished Merchant’s Tale (Advanced), this is actually a really nice spot for difficulty between normal and Extreme and I hope we get a lot more of these going forward. It’d be a great way to introduce people to high-end stuff

Now to try out the Criterion

04.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really glad they stopped gender-locking gear, I think more Hrothgar men should be belly dancers

04.03.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro you should play Concord. Literally just play Highguard. The next big game is going to be Marathon. You should play the demo for Occasion. You should check out Abandon. Literally just play Illusion. We should try Spectrum. The next big thing is going to be Redeem. Or Sentinel. Rampart. Chaperone.

04.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
Hrothgar in silk and gold outfit from Merchant's Tale

Hrothgar in silk and gold outfit from Merchant's Tale

New variant dungeon is pretty sweet

04.03.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

King Zoraal Ja thanks you for your work and will be rewarding you with a helmet forcefully applied to your head at your earliest convenience

04.03.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Am Making An Attempt.

04.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
Xanadu in his normal outfit

Xanadu in his normal outfit

Xanadu in his Firefly Postal uniform (normal and zonked)

Xanadu in his Firefly Postal uniform (normal and zonked)

Delivering you a delivery croc :3

04.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Give me brainrot for your OC and I'll write you a micro-fic

Give me brainrot for your OC and I'll write you a micro-fic

Need some inspiration for writing. Let's do a lil raffle type dealie. :> Post your hot OCs at me.
I'll pick a couple that I like and write something real self-indulgent
And I'll also do a couple random draws!
You gotta be following me, you know the drill
Reposts appreciated! πŸ’œ

03.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 0
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Better null that Sun before it gets too hot

03.03.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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gift for and feat @digitalizard.neocities.org

Seems like a certain lizard got caught watching Prism TV for too long. It’s okay, just keep watching. Nothing to worry about. Stay tuned~

(First time trying shading! Could be better but I think it’s good for a first time :P )

03.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
see above alt text; he's hypnotized

see above alt text; he's hypnotized

teehee

03.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sythe, a Haxorus with glowing teal eyes and multiple piercings and scars. On the left is a view of his full body, while the right has an outfit with a white crop top, green jacket, and black shorts and leggings.

Sythe, a Haxorus with glowing teal eyes and multiple piercings and scars. On the left is a view of his full body, while the right has an outfit with a white crop top, green jacket, and black shorts and leggings.

Finally got around to making a Pokesona!

He's a former professional battler who retired after an accident that ended with his opponent grievously injured, and now he'd rather just live low-key (despite sometimes being hounded by both old fans and those who still hold him at fault)

03.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a silly squeaky totally normal Protogen, Ready to Obey and Cuddle, Beep!

02.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 350    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really sorry to hear that, wishing you the best

03.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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did some tinkering with this to see if i could add color in a way that actually looks any good and i think i figured out a way that works pretty well! here’s a quick demonstration using a quazar drone :3

02.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Salute
It is a token of respect for the master.
Spiral-eyes
It is a sign of obedience to the master.

Respect and loyalty to my master.
πŸŒ€πŸ«‘πŸŒ€

02.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

God, as a switch the idea of a relationship like this that could go either way at any moment is so good

02.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going down even further into β€œobeying them is their reward and they deserve it for brainwashing me”

02.03.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
404 (they/it/she) is a robot fastened at the spine to a large ceiling mounted crane-like arm. 404 has a green holographic head resembling a reptilian creature with red spiral eyes. Its tail is coiled up inside its body and can extend to plug into robots and electronics. 

On the left side of the page are a series of doodles of 404 singing Queen of Venus by FLAVOR FOLEY to a tied up Rad.

404 (they/it/she) is a robot fastened at the spine to a large ceiling mounted crane-like arm. 404 has a green holographic head resembling a reptilian creature with red spiral eyes. Its tail is coiled up inside its body and can extend to plug into robots and electronics. On the left side of the page are a series of doodles of 404 singing Queen of Venus by FLAVOR FOLEY to a tied up Rad.

404: character bio not found

02.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2105    πŸ” 505    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 1