Alice Ghostley

You were so cute 😭

Or xylitol

Yeah I'm afraid we're going to have to swap that out with some stevia

That sounds too high in sugar

You're right there's So Much sugar in carrots

These people don't deserve the caves with joann and Gavin but they do deserve some sort of comeuppance

Oh man

Like maybe a butternut squash pie sweetened with carrots

Why not just serve something pleasant

This made me weep.

Banana in -general- is a fireable offense, in jello it's a firing into a volcano offense.

I always assume it's going to be better and more exciting than it is. Fools me every damn time.

I'm eating sweasel's jelly

I'm eating sweasel's jelly

Are you going to eat that jello cube

I would like to report that I saw far fewer Harry Potter costumes at the school parade than in years past.

These are just glorified fish sticks!

I think she's pretty dreadful too but sometimes I feel badly for her.

Soft launching your divorce and your next wife in the same week is insane.

Don Jr is available

Him: u are sofa king hot

Her: what

Him: what

I love yours. I wish they could be corvids together.

Preview

Ahhh! We have a raven in this house!

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Danke schoen,
darling, danke schoen
Thank you for
all this joint pain

Now, now, I'm not a veterinarian

Yes, yes I have

Sooner or later, God'll cut you down

Yes