a pleasing stream of the old rancid

So weird!!

*did not didn't

I have not seen that movie but my high school boyfriend didn't name his daughter the same name as my elder daughter... who he met when I brought her to our tiny high school's 25 year or something similar celebration.

scott, if you're reading this, I STILL think it's weird you gave your daughter the same name as mine.

of all the anxiety dreams i've had recently, the one where my high school boyfriend left his current job to become a horse shoer, resulting in me having to see him frequently was the weirdest.

Yeah and I'm not going to delete them so I'll just have this ever increasing pile of typo-riddled drafts of things I decided not to say and almost certainly for good reason.

And it's so easy to hit drafts accidentally

Lmao there are a lot of reasons why I'm in that situation with my own dad and a very dramatic one in particular that would be obvious to any observer and he still "has no idea".

I am in a similar situation and I always just give my dad chocolate or candy.

This is a flying tutu I love her

Ooh yeah maybe that's the one

I was thinking some Tim Burton creature

Why is one pant leg so much more wrinkly than the other

At the mounted rally I went to last year, I was -coaching- and on Saturday afternoon, I went back to my hotel to take a NAP

All of you sports parents are sleeping on Pony Club. Parents are not only discouraged from helping; they are literally not allowed as in your child will be disqualified.

I've spent the morning reading and hanging out in the shade while my kids manage everything bc it's part of their score.

I usually delete the ones that start to take off. I can't deal with the morons.

I have to go to a pony club rally today but my heart is making this tart

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

The fence is bc the yard is divided into a chicken yard and the chickens love to sit under the lemon tree.

View from my bedroom door into the backyard.

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

Signal did an update a few months ago that made it no longer work on my machine and it sucks always needing to use my phone for it now.

"I'm sorry doctor but this is worst TARDIS yet"

Ever wake up with the crippling desire to retreat from society

I have wanted something like that for years

I'm only on season 2 so no. I have seen Michael J Fox and that guy from Seinfeld who went on the racist rant. Some other familiar people.

Yeah by "dominating" it 🫩

It turned out he watched a clip of millan's garbage and was pretty disgusted

It's very much the "Russians! They're just like us!" genre of 1980s sit com episodes.