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So weird!!

02.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*did not didn't

02.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have not seen that movie but my high school boyfriend didn't name his daughter the same name as my elder daughter... who he met when I brought her to our tiny high school's 25 year or something similar celebration.

02.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

scott, if you're reading this, I STILL think it's weird you gave your daughter the same name as mine.

02.03.2026 16:59 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

of all the anxiety dreams i've had recently, the one where my high school boyfriend left his current job to become a horse shoer, resulting in me having to see him frequently was the weirdest.

02.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah and I'm not going to delete them so I'll just have this ever increasing pile of typo-riddled drafts of things I decided not to say and almost certainly for good reason.

02.03.2026 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And it's so easy to hit drafts accidentally

02.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Lmao there are a lot of reasons why I'm in that situation with my own dad and a very dramatic one in particular that would be obvious to any observer and he still "has no idea".

02.03.2026 15:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am in a similar situation and I always just give my dad chocolate or candy.

02.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a flying tutu I love her

02.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh yeah maybe that's the one

02.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was thinking some Tim Burton creature

02.03.2026 02:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why is one pant leg so much more wrinkly than the other

02.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

At the mounted rally I went to last year, I was -coaching- and on Saturday afternoon, I went back to my hotel to take a NAP

01.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All of you sports parents are sleeping on Pony Club. Parents are not only discouraged from helping; they are literally not allowed as in your child will be disqualified.

I've spent the morning reading and hanging out in the shade while my kids manage everything bc it's part of their score.

01.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I usually delete the ones that start to take off. I can't deal with the morons.

01.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have to go to a pony club rally today but my heart is making this tart

01.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 5140    🔁 1259    💬 25    📌 12

The fence is bc the yard is divided into a chicken yard and the chickens love to sit under the lemon tree.

01.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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View from my bedroom door into the backyard.

01.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

27.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 1713    🔁 296    💬 14    📌 18

Signal did an update a few months ago that made it no longer work on my machine and it sucks always needing to use my phone for it now.

01.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"I'm sorry doctor but this is worst TARDIS yet"

28.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Ever wake up with the crippling desire to retreat from society

28.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I have wanted something like that for years

28.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm only on season 2 so no. I have seen Michael J Fox and that guy from Seinfeld who went on the racist rant. Some other familiar people.

28.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah by "dominating" it 🫩

28.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It turned out he watched a clip of millan's garbage and was pretty disgusted

28.02.2026 05:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's very much the "Russians! They're just like us!" genre of 1980s sit com episodes.

28.02.2026 05:53 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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