a pleasing stream of the old rancid

I usually delete the ones that start to take off. I can't deal with the morons.

I have to go to a pony club rally today but my heart is making this tart

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

The fence is bc the yard is divided into a chicken yard and the chickens love to sit under the lemon tree.

View from my bedroom door into the backyard.

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

Signal did an update a few months ago that made it no longer work on my machine and it sucks always needing to use my phone for it now.

"I'm sorry doctor but this is worst TARDIS yet"

Ever wake up with the crippling desire to retreat from society

I have wanted something like that for years

I'm only on season 2 so no. I have seen Michael J Fox and that guy from Seinfeld who went on the racist rant. Some other familiar people.

Yeah by "dominating" it 🫩

It turned out he watched a clip of millan's garbage and was pretty disgusted

It's very much the "Russians! They're just like us!" genre of 1980s sit com episodes.

Prime video or 🏴‍☠️

Ryan just walked into the living room and said

"You know who I don't like?

César Milan."

Then walked out.

I have reached the second Yakov Smirnoff episode of Night Court

Ryan was just looking at this the other day and said he wanted to try it.

It's called 𝐜𝐚𝐧nibalism not 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭ibalism

I have my own experiences with Dr. Death and I am firmly in the camp of "I would call my DVM friends and have them talk me through suturing a wound on the phone before I'd let that man near my horses."

all the other suggestions are completely benign. worst thing anyone said was "I wasn't impressed with Dr. [vet's name] but this guy! there was so much hate. I understand taking the internet recs with a grain of salt but when like 10 people are saying this dr shouldn't have a license, maybe pause?

Someone on FB asks for vet recs and one of the responses was for a guy with the nickname Dr. Death, all the responses to that are "that man is not allowed near my horses" or "I have some horror stories I won't put here" and "💉💉💉💀" and the original responder says "two sides to every story 🥰"

That's a good song though

It’s soggy psittacine Friday

On entirely unrelated subject

What is your address

@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social 😢

Once she had a doctor and dentist appointment on the same day and I offered to let her just not go to school that day and she got very upset, so much so that I moved the appointments.

I genuinely would have let her have a Saturday if she'd wanted. She's a great kid, she's getting straight As and despite loathing school, she bikes every day with zero complaint. However, she won't take days off bc she hates having to catch up.