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At the mounted rally I went to last year, I was -coaching- and on Saturday afternoon, I went back to my hotel to take a NAP

01.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of you sports parents are sleeping on Pony Club. Parents are not only discouraged from helping; they are literally not allowed as in your child will be disqualified.

I've spent the morning reading and hanging out in the shade while my kids manage everything bc it's part of their score.

01.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I usually delete the ones that start to take off. I can't deal with the morons.

01.03.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to go to a pony club rally today but my heart is making this tart

01.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4744    πŸ” 1186    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 12

The fence is bc the yard is divided into a chicken yard and the chickens love to sit under the lemon tree.

01.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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View from my bedroom door into the backyard.

01.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

27.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1688    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 18

Signal did an update a few months ago that made it no longer work on my machine and it sucks always needing to use my phone for it now.

01.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I'm sorry doctor but this is worst TARDIS yet"

28.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever wake up with the crippling desire to retreat from society

28.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have wanted something like that for years

28.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm only on season 2 so no. I have seen Michael J Fox and that guy from Seinfeld who went on the racist rant. Some other familiar people.

28.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah by "dominating" it 🫩

28.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It turned out he watched a clip of millan's garbage and was pretty disgusted

28.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's very much the "Russians! They're just like us!" genre of 1980s sit com episodes.

28.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prime video or πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

28.02.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan just walked into the living room and said

"You know who I don't like?

CΓ©sar Milan."

Then walked out.

28.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I have reached the second Yakov Smirnoff episode of Night Court

28.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ryan was just looking at this the other day and said he wanted to try it.

28.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's called 𝐜𝐚𝐧nibalism not 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭ibalism

28.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have my own experiences with Dr. Death and I am firmly in the camp of "I would call my DVM friends and have them talk me through suturing a wound on the phone before I'd let that man near my horses."

28.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

all the other suggestions are completely benign. worst thing anyone said was "I wasn't impressed with Dr. [vet's name] but this guy! there was so much hate. I understand taking the internet recs with a grain of salt but when like 10 people are saying this dr shouldn't have a license, maybe pause?

28.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone on FB asks for vet recs and one of the responses was for a guy with the nickname Dr. Death, all the responses to that are "that man is not allowed near my horses" or "I have some horror stories I won't put here" and "πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’€" and the original responder says "two sides to every story πŸ₯°"

28.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a good song though

28.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s soggy psittacine Friday

27.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On entirely unrelated subject

What is your address

28.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social 😒

28.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0