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05.03.2026 06:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You got this!
05.03.2026 06:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Emmanuel Damas in a patterned dress shirt and striped tie leaning against a metal railing on a sunny residential street with red brick rowhouses and flowering trees in the background.
Emmanuel Damas, 56, died in ICE custody on Monday.
Damas came to the U.S. from Haiti seeking asylum. After six months in ICE custodyβthe last four at CoreCivic's Florence Correctional Centerβhe died from complications from a tooth infection.
A tooth infection.
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Aisle, so I can stand up sooner than later
05.03.2026 06:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I recovered the script for the 2010 Oscars from being lost weeks before the show
05.03.2026 06:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's how magnums hyped people up. Now you have 8.5 internet inches when your junior weenie burger with cheese is actually just above average
05.03.2026 04:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is millimeters, so divide by 25.4 and don't lie to yourself
05.03.2026 04:23 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0THIS! The radio edit used to be 4 minutes, record version or extended mix 5-7 minutes. Bring that back. And bridges!
05.03.2026 04:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When is the last time I used a condom? Girl idk
05.03.2026 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hoecakes
05.03.2026 02:38 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0SHAKE AND BAKE!
05.03.2026 02:31 β π 5 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0i was going to go with "Sticky Bunz". Yall got all these names that i should use them as weekly specials. come pick up your free merch and enjoy the bbq buffet.
05.03.2026 02:41 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1im abput to quit my job and open a bakery/strip club. already have a name in mind.
05.03.2026 02:10 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 11 π 29Exactly πππ
13.03.2025 17:41 β π 55 π 21 π¬ 7 π 5If you invite me to your domicile and you have Reels playing on a 55 inch OLED television, you will never see me cross the threshold of your front door ever again.
05.03.2026 00:57 β π 62 π 15 π¬ 0 π 4I just can't memorize choreography, especially in a short amount of time. Honestly would've tried professional back-up dancing if I could. All the effort I put into learning how to dance well.
05.03.2026 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Better than most. When I'm in the zone, I could impress some folks
05.03.2026 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop telling black kids with intellect that they act or talk white. Itβs toxic and it perpetuates stereotypes stemming from, you guessed it, β¨racismβ¨
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I'm in a meeting.
Wife comes down asshole nekkid.
I mute, tell her, "You came to get stretched out, huh???"
My PM goes, "Wait, who said that???"
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05.03.2026 00:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love it! Looks tasty
05.03.2026 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OH THE GAME DONE CHANGED!
04.03.2026 18:46 β π 6 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0Always best to be the guest
04.03.2026 19:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Small joys and victories
04.03.2026 18:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0:cries in Californian:
04.03.2026 18:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same. I'm not afraid to return it to a store if I have to π
04.03.2026 18:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0American cheese is made for demon spawn to enjoy, but on the right burger
04.03.2026 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really wanted to be like this, but American cheese is one of the best things to happen to bread and a burger. I hate that it's a reality.
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