Hubby Flay

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Mild Mississippi Pot Roast
1- Chuck Beef Roast
1- 4oz. can Mushrooms
2- Au Jus gravy packets
1- Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning packet
1- stick of margarine or butter
Directions:
Put all items in a crock pot, cover with lid, and cook on low for 8 hours. Serve shredded on mashed potatoes.

Random complaint:
Why show a Chick-fil-A commercial on television on a Sunday, knowing good and damn well it's not open on Sunday?
Assholes....

What are three two-letter words that mean small?

Is it in?

Happy Friday, everybody!

I have seen over 20 commercials this morning trying to convince people to make large purchases now "before the tariffs hit."
So, the plan to boost the economy is panic buying? It's the toilet paper thing all over again... lovely...

Go Gators.

Just a little eye candy of older pieces. Happy Monday! 🫶

I also draw. Not too bad for an hour's work...

Random Observation:
Although Reeses Eggs are delicious, they look like poop nuggets.

If the shepherd orders his flock, don't be surprised if they follow him and obey...

T***p also told Meet The Press his way to subverting the 22nd Amendment to serve a 3rd term. He plans for Vance to run, and if he wins, Vance would turn over the Oval to T***p. Putin move....

Mage Hunter Golem before and after. Time spent: 2 hours.

I am currently reading this awesome book! I highly recommend it!

If you know, you know. If not, I earned this badge.

This morning, my name is not Hubby Flay. It is Struggle Lynn.

I don't see anything wrong here.

It would not be the first time I have walked a cow...

I had never previously been aware of sexual anorexia... does that mean there is sexual bulimia?

Got ya, Nosferatu!

Tacticock

Is it wrong if I want to play that plugged into a Death Metal Pedal?

I've seen people do the same kind of thing but wrapped the onion in bacon before the foil. I haven't tried it, but I might...

Me at 2 am...

It's DJ Poopy Pamper!
*baby grunts*
"Another one..."

I've been there for a while. At least you're not alone...

"I got stoned, and I missed it."
-Dr. Hook

"I got stoned."
-Hubby Flay

Now, to learn about the Muslim settlement of Al-Andalus (modern Spain)....

Chia Cat...