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I care about people I'll never meet. πŸ’™πŸ§˜πŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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Golly, I must be a visionary. I saw all this coming when the Orange Blight was riding down his damn escalator.

03.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but he's seen over 20 war movies.

03.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have work to do. Clearly we're not all bad, but the worst are in control.

03.03.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. Next.

03.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great πŸ‘ Which award?

03.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If only!

03.03.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They'll be working around the clock on the bunker/ball room.

03.03.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We live in the most stupid of times

03.03.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

03.03.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a toy man wearing a turban is driving a car and waving . ALT: a toy man wearing a turban is driving a car and waving .
03.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done.

03.03.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the intensity of a trillion suns.

03.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well.

Can you blame her?

03.03.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That works.

03.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a buck o-five.

03.03.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Russian version of Eating the Rich.

If you watched Death of Stalin, you know they don't wait around.

03.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His mass should be unmistakable.

03.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an F-22.5

03.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Resist

03.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they offer English translation?

03.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did the UN offer English translation?

03.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peace on the March!

03.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Garbage in (office) Garbage out (policies*)

* or whatever these asshats call their bilge water ideas.

03.03.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BS.

02.03.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stress triggers shingles.

Hope they burn like πŸ”₯.

#WorstHumanEver

02.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bunkers ain't cheap.

02.03.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Under budget at 2 Trillion might be safe.

02.03.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA SUX.

02.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people and talking to them . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people and talking to them .

Wow. Who could have seen this coming πŸ€”?

02.03.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0