alex

roses really smell like labubu

i’ve never known joy quite like being cozily tucked into bed just now when my wife got home and uttered the words “i brought you a pretzel… it’s from auntie anne’s”

uber driver with a tesla has an “i voted 2024” sticker on display on their dashboard… baby for who

the top chef judges should be able to send someone home for being annoying imo

trr making their logo gay for pride… ijbol

thanks for getting to the bottom of this bc the stupid theme song will NOT leave my head

wanna see these bitches go head to head so bad though:

appreciating the pitt 1/3 of the way through but i fear there’s only room for one fictional emergency room at the formative media factory and for me? that’s all saints hospital

natasha lyonne vaping in the coffin in the funeral home episode of poker face… real

i know their show is literally over but it’s not too late to get edi patterson and tim baltz on hot ones versus. y’all we can still do it.

deeply humbled to announce i’m entering the sensory nightmare phase of growing out a 10-year-old undercut just in time for summer 🙂

I JUST GOT HERE :(

btw what’s up @haagendazs-us.bsky.social this is ryder………..

took ryder to a pet psychic today and they said he 1) “wants to go to a lot of bbqs this summer” and 2) “wants to become a brand ambassador for häagen-dazs” lmao

thank god i mainlined that to get caught up so i can now abandon all other pursuits and devote my life to the church of whatever bananas character choices edi patterson is continuously making on this program

props department on this show goes so hard btw. a genuine highlight of every episode is noticing whatever deranged nonsense is going on just slightly out of focus in the background

watching righteous gemstones for the first time and it really is just succession in a wacky little font, right down to judy & shiv both constantly flopping so hard that they somehow circle back around to slay

i still don’t think movie nessa even said “me and boq” thatttt crazy tbh

thought i’d seen it all until i saw someone offer—and i can’t stress this enough—viable embryos in my neighborhood buy nothing facebook group

ted lasso WOULD be coming back in tr*mp’s am*rica

oh ms. harmony cobel you will always be famous <3

well if THIS ain’t me

i hope white lotus ends with carrie coon & parker posey teaming up to murder everyone

every year i am shocked by the amount of Posting people do on valentine’s day

watch me eat my words for saying this but i feel like it’s impossible to be spoiled for severance bc even if one were to encounter a spoiler it’d be like… well ok. what the hell am i even looking at

what happened laundrily this week can never happen again

hiccuping so loud rn i feel like i need to text the neighbors with whom i share a wall my apologies

screaming at my tv like it’s the super bowl any time there’s a team of very obviously gay people on pop culture jeopardy

pov you are still my catsitter

just watched a girl next to me on the train successively search for “food” then “dave’s hot chicken” then “tendies” then “sweet chick”. beeeeeen there