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professorevilbadpaingiver

@professorevil.bsky.social

Shitposting and thirst trapping. He/him • LGBTQIA • Indiana

271 Followers  |  280 Following  |  249 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.0395

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This kind of a vibe!! 🤣🤣

13.05.2025 14:53 — 👍 134    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 3

might have to create some the old fashioned way 🫃🏽

13.05.2025 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

back again

meanwhile i’m on my back again

strange coincidence that is

13.05.2025 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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in case you forgot‼️

13.05.2025 13:23 — 👍 453    🔁 151    💬 0    📌 5

You’re a Dragon-Type Gym Leader. Post your team!

wishing all my opponents a very die ✨

13.05.2025 19:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2
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how’s your tuesday going babes?

13.05.2025 19:13 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

7.8/10, too much clothing
🥺
👉🏽👈🏽

11.05.2025 19:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck yes!

09.05.2025 03:07 — 👍 50    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

thank u beautiful man in my phone

11.05.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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it’s the way her face says it all

11.05.2025 18:25 — 👍 59    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

I’ve never had a mom. And today marks a year since my fiancé attempted suicide, due to his relationship with his own mother.

Very in my feels this holiday.

If you have a great mom, hug her tight today and know that you are very lucky.

11.05.2025 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
happy Mother’s Day y’all

happy Mother’s Day y’all

music therapy 😮‍💨

11.05.2025 18:13 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no but it should

11.05.2025 18:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a poorly drawn mama cat and her skrungly kitten

a poorly drawn mama cat and her skrungly kitten

a large adult mama cat with white and gray fur sits upright on a bed, looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. next to it is a very tiny and skrungly kitten with similar coloring, standing on the bed and also facing the camera

a large adult mama cat with white and gray fur sits upright on a bed, looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. next to it is a very tiny and skrungly kitten with similar coloring, standing on the bed and also facing the camera

happy mother’s day

11.05.2025 16:53 — 👍 9231    🔁 1160    💬 60    📌 19

anything you want babes

11.05.2025 00:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of Jessica Lange from American Horror Story Coven saying “there’s not going to be any swimming pool, you stupid slut” but I’ve covered up certain letters and words (poorly using IG!) so now it just says “go poo you stupid slut” anyways it is so embarrassing having to describe dumb memes I make like truly I should commit myself to a sanitarium

Screenshot of Jessica Lange from American Horror Story Coven saying “there’s not going to be any swimming pool, you stupid slut” but I’ve covered up certain letters and words (poorly using IG!) so now it just says “go poo you stupid slut” anyways it is so embarrassing having to describe dumb memes I make like truly I should commit myself to a sanitarium

When you gotta do more than go piss, girl

10.05.2025 13:20 — 👍 94    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

this is why I follow

10.05.2025 13:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An apple in foreskin

An apple in foreskin

Adam hiding the apple from Eve so she doesn’t get them in any more trouble with God:

10.05.2025 00:18 — 👍 105    🔁 8    💬 8    📌 1
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come back to bed

10.05.2025 13:10 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👅

10.05.2025 13:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Taylor Swift, Lover t-shirt cropped to show just a little tummy

Taylor Swift, Lover t-shirt cropped to show just a little tummy

Taylor Swift, Lover t-shirt cropped to show just a little tummy

Taylor Swift, Lover t-shirt cropped to show just a little tummy

crops on men, yay or nay? how do we feel?

(repurposed a shirt that an old boyfriend bought me that was a size too big)

09.05.2025 02:38 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

07.05.2025 12:06 — 👍 35683    🔁 4814    💬 1908    📌 500

im waiting

07.05.2025 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Need to be choked and slapped rn

06.05.2025 01:15 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

good morning, pole

07.05.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

jan 6 rioter
attended cpac
on grindr at both

06.05.2025 16:58 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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happy wednesday (not-so-clean version)

07.05.2025 16:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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happy wednesday (clean version)

07.05.2025 16:38 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wait for it...

06.05.2025 22:07 — 👍 438    🔁 23    💬 16    📌 1

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