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Kurtis L - CCP Shortfall

@ccpshortfall.bsky.social

CCP Games - Senior Backend Engineer AWS Solutions Architect Master of Regions Defender of DDOS Dad of Daughter

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Latest posts by ccpshortfall.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh god yes, the cost to make a game has ballooned over the last 5 years!

It's make it break for alot of studios now!

31.05.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Move over Fred Durst ๐Ÿคฃ

08.05.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kurtis lamb and Andreas Pohl talking to a packed out room of eve fan fest attendees

Kurtis lamb and Andreas Pohl talking to a packed out room of eve fan fest attendees

Kurtis lamb and Andreas Pohl talking to a packed out room of eve fan fest attendees

Kurtis lamb and Andreas Pohl talking to a packed out room of eve fan fest attendees

A sheer pleasure to talk to a full room of Internet Space Ship Connoisseurs.

#evefanfest

05.05.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been playing Ballionaire on my Steam Deck and I managed to create an infinite loop.

It's been going for 6 hours and I'm on 10Billion lol

27.04.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me: I'd like some chips please
Five Guys: What size bag do you want?
Me: bag?

16.04.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look at this chonky car park space

15.04.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Close the business tax loophole that lets non UK companies drain pre tax profit out of the UK as licensing costs, this not making any net profit

17.03.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When you forget to review all todo comments in your code and now its in production

#AWS #Terraform

12.03.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know you are getting old when you can trap a nerve sleeping

08.03.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I decided to introduce my daughter to @eveonline.com via Steam Deck! So far so good

27.02.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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EVE Online on X: "@DoncasterKnight Big kudos to all the @DoncasterKnight nominees! Weโ€™re backing Adamโ€”because in New Eden, adaptability is key. Whether fielding a high kick or sneakily consuming a mid-match sandwich, heโ€™s clearly mastered the art of survival necessary for a capsuleer!" / X @DoncasterKnight Big kudos to all the @DoncasterKnight nominees! Weโ€™re backing Adamโ€”because in New Eden, adaptability is key. Whether fielding a high kick or sneakily consuming a mid-match sandwich, heโ€™s clearly mastered the art of survival necessary for a capsuleer!

Bit of a cross post from X

But that Adam Hompkinson had a cracking game recently, just saying ...

x.com/EveOnline/st...

25.02.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it takes longer to pay for parking than it does to drive to the carpark ๐Ÿ˜ก

24.02.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Driver in the Net: Straight. Far. High
Driver on the Tee: Right. Close.Low

Sigh

15.02.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in the day for prank shows most victims were actually stitched up by friends or family.

I remember balls of steel used to even get them into the show to watch back, much prefer that over the current trolls for views

31.01.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send help.. I'm napped trapped by a teething baby and the dog hasn't realised someone's pulled up outside the house.... Yet ...

31.01.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Controversial opinion, I am looking forward to work tomorrow

26.01.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOOOARRR MEMES!

24.01.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You need diverse ingredients/appliances to bake the best cakes,

Now imagine that cake is a video game...
And the ingredients/appliances are the people making said video game...

24.01.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just there to watch it implode at this point, well that and the endless bots who want me to sub to their only fans account is inflating my ego ๐Ÿ˜…

Remember when Musk said it was full of bots and now it's worse lol

21.01.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Satisfactory is the Don

09.01.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope you are ready for Round 2 with the Trump/Musk rampage.

08.01.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If as a company you share an article from your own source which is intact behind a paywall.

I will unfollow you.... Yeah take that

07.01.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ngl I keep looking at this Deck xD.

I really want one of the Warhammer Decks but they are crazy prices right now!!

06.01.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, and nearly all my posts get liked by accounts like this. Remember when Elon said Twitter was full of Bots and its over run by them xD

02.01.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Write this alot! LOL ๐Ÿคฃ

The decision to write a go function for this was based on the ever-evolving criteria of things to search and hold in state, the resulting bash script was brittle and longer than the Go function. Go is just better for this sort of stuff.

02.01.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get about 5~ notifications a day from new accounts who are paying to be promoted in Twitter, with the aim of either scamming me or getting me to sign up to their nudes site.

Ive basically turned off notifications from it at this point

02.01.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In love with these new #TheExpanse challenge coins

02.01.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rimworld can be wild sometimes

31.12.2024 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on what language, I love a complex object in Terraform for example.. especially with validation and type restriction

29.12.2024 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zing!

11.12.2024 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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