Mother Nightshade

75 days later I don't see a lot of difference in my face but I feel it. Between quitting smoking and taking on the 75 days Challenge change is inevitable. I went from couch potato who couldn't climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath to hiking mountains every week. #75hard

I won't be gaslit into believing the commentor meant anything that wasn't inappropriate concerning my child after they saw his senior pictures on tiktok. Especially after seeing the cover art for her (Shelles Boyes - the commentor) books on Amazon... Yeah, no, kids are off limits.

Yes it is

Well, my kid wins "Best Senior Pics" for the class of 2026 🤣

You've cried oceans and didn't drown. Stop acting like you aren't strong enough to get through today.

Stop waiting for the tables to turn. Start flipping those mfers!

Stop allowing yourself to be disrespected by people you lowered your standards for.

I need a drink

It was a dissection, not a delivery. #adrianasmith #reallifehorrorstory

It's not everyday a T-Rex has senior portraits taken 🤣 The photographer has no idea what we were up to but he rolled with it and made the Spiderwhisperers Senior Pics great

So the new Pope is American, and originally from Chicago. Does that mean they're gonna have to start serving Deep Dish Pizza at the Vatican? I kind of want to see the Pope trying to explain "IT'S UNDER THE SAUCE!"

It's May the 4th, you know what that means!

When raising children it's important to educate them on important matters. As a GenX that means we do it through music and movies. This week has been dedicated to showing the Spiderwhisperer Kevin Smith movies. Parenting done right in my book 🤣

It's sad when I am an actual cult leader, and even I'm not this delusional

Rule one of being the Pope of the Catholic Church: YOU HAVE TO BE CATHOLIC! Ffs!

46 years ago today YeettheMama did one thing right - brought me into the world! 😂 Happy birthday to me!

You don't have to get it all done at once. Whether that's a huge project, or even just the dishes. Getting a little bit done here and there is better than getting overwhelmed because you don't have the energy to do it all at once.

If going into space for 4 minutes makes you an astronaut, then biting a crayon makes me a Marine. #eattherich #fighttheoligarchy #churchoffckry

That's what I'm saying! 🤣

Fuck it, I'm tired of the b.s. Let's play a game.

YouTube video by Mother Nightshade Bacon Gate 2025 Tasting Live Recap

Full Bacon Gate Tasting on YT

75 Day extension granted for tiktok - who didn't see that coming

We got married in a hospital. It took five minutes. 😂

What happens when you tell someone if they mess with you that you'll leave them in a bathtub full of ice and take their kidney as compensation? They ask you to marry them. Happy 18th anniversary of our 1st date Hubby

Yup, we have to go there daily now lol

That moment when the hubby has to bring home the bacon 🥓

Holy Bacon Batman

I'm gonna need a bigger house at this rate

I'm drowning 🤣🤣🤣