Lucy No

lucy the calico cat sitting on the sofa licking her lips. behind her is a large crab plushie.

can you smell seafood 🦀

too many poops

dude wtf

@sparklymincepie.bsky.social i just discovered that new blanket and it was like a religious awakening omg

CW ED

im essentially back one to one after meals, meds etc so i dont pukee wookee in the bathroom (which has not happened here)

I have no regrets.

Fiftbrie and twensleydaley

you ☺️

If I’m not hot can I stay dehydrated

Josh brolin as killian, ngl I don’t hate that

Sorry. Hope things freshen up for you tomorrow

yeah that makes sense

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen that. I’m not asking what it looks like or maybe I low key am idk

Same. Yesterday I couldn’t wear a T-shirt and I was very stressed that I’d forget at some point I was in underwear and take the bins out or whatever. Also I had to spritz Lucy ‘s fur every hour so she wouldn’t cook. Today is just right

lol imagine if I was like this

NO

YOU WOULDN’T CALL A POPE IMMORAL in the style of the you wouldn’t steal a car piracy warning.

Trousers, but made of cold.

Shoes, but made of cold.

Lucy the calico cat giving her chops a big lick, her tongue is swiping the underside of her nose.

JJ Jameson from Spider-Man 2 looking at a pride flag before it is replaced with a ‘July 1’ calendar date. Text: The gay community was a hero, I just couldn’t see it. They were a… …a menace! A criminal!

People at the end of pride month be like:

Sorry this is too perfect not to repost

Knew you would x

I sort of roll the duvet into a big sausage and use it like a body pillow, tucked between my knees and one arm draped over it

Can’t be too careful

The fan is blowing up it

Shotgun I have it tonight im already in bed

My ass?

ILY

Sleeping with my feet out the covers tonight also my entire bare ass