Ethan, Acid Bath Princess of the Darkness

god these are so cuntyyyy I can’t believe that found my favorite color pairing and turned them into joycons just for me

Standing desk isn’t helping me focus at work but it is letting dance around while I scroll bluesky so I think it’s a win

Back on my e-slut bs

OK I’LL DO IT

I’ve already kinda decided on the 2nd lobes and I would honestly have done an industrial years ago if I had the anatomy for it

Guys I promise this isn’t a cry for help but I’m kinda coming around on the idea of an eyebrow piercing…

Um hi btw

stop I’m gonna c*m

Feeling energized enough to put that thirst trap on my main ig story instead of close friends, interestinggggg

The secret to putting on mass is post-workout bong rips and chocolate milk

sure, global warming is bad, but my summer penis has already started blooming, so

:D

I think you should do it anyway tho that’s kinda the fun of the internet sometimes

Almost started discourse on this app for fun so it’s probably time for me to log out for the day

happy "the clock in my car is correct again" season to those of us celebrating

I lied, the sluttiest thing a man can wear is a stringer that’s a slightly different cut than the stringer he previously wore out in the sun that gave him his tan lines

*starting idcccc was literacy ever a requirement for this app

HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THE STRIATIONS IN MY DELTS, WHO THE FUCK WAS GONNA TELL ME I’M STARTED TO GET MUSCULAR??!?!!?!

I haven’t even gotten much of a bicep pump yet bc I do curls at the end… this is gonna be bad for me

I’m gonna be real I’m having one of the best pull days of my life rn and it’s bc I’m wearing a tank for the first time at the gym and I’m getting turned on by my own arms

I bring a certain “suck the air out of the room” energy to the timeline in between my shitposts and thirst traps lol it’s like hitting shuffle on the spectrum of human emotion

I only have enough self-awareness to pick at my perceived flaws and obsess over them and I don’t even think that’s really self-awareness

Pump It erasure

You’re so right Jamie Paige, I am just a markov chain with a sunny disposition

I hope you find peace and healing soon <3

I’ll take your word for it!

No I think that one is by twenty one pilots

Taking a hit of poppers when they say “breathing in the chemicals” 🤧

Imagine being into dl guys and hearing Radioactive on his sex playlist

digital illustration of the pokémon Politoed

he’s here! the boy! 🐸🎶

#pokemon #art