Ethan

Standing by your man despite not having strong opinions on the issue yourself, iktr!!

I refuse to let the letter A be the 11th character when sorted alphabetically, that’s so illogical

Songs that start with a number should be placed at the bottom of a list sorted alphabetically on Spotify. Or there should at least be a setting to do so

A masterpiece, I’m so serious

I’m sorry but I can’t shut the fuck up about Tears for Fears

Need HauntedBussyGalore more than ever tn

Marketing slop paragraphs are so camp

My neighbors can’t decide whether the prefer their Green Bay Packers doormat or their “no stupid people beyond this point” doormat so they just have both thrown haphazardly in front of their door

Fine, I’ll watch ArtRave again!!

Thinking about Artpop again

It’s a no brainer for me to say yes, but there are maybe some mixed feelings about it

I think I’m about to be asked to teach a class (yay) in my field (YAY) but in a niche that I was thinking about getting out of (lmao)

Welcome to Watch Mojo, and today we’re counting down the top 10 pieces of media that I can no longer enjoy because it reminds me too much of an ex or former situationship

Maybe the real Twitter was the discourse and petty internet drama that we made along the way

In this specific instance, yes!

Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto

I put together a 1000+ song playlist of disco, house, and dance music and the new little automix feature is KILLING it

A large piece of skin with eyes and a mouth in the middle is stretched out and suspended in the air.

Sending this to my boss every time the reward for being competent is even more work

Meta is a funny case because all of its services have an identity crisis and don’t know what they want to be, on top of being largely unpleasant to use. They’re relying on that fact that they’re already established and integrated into people’s lives

I can tell Threads is doing well by how it’s being pushed more on Facebook now rather than just Instagram

Gemini is ready to be a professional musician

"King of the Hill Shippuden" okay you're right but don't call it that

Subjectivity and perspective matter and ignoring human experience in favor of some objective, infallible truth that doesn’t actually exist is one of the most maddening trends of our times

Insurance is such a scam lmfao just absolute fucking parasites

Lmfaoooo

guy who misunderstands what "Market Days" is and sucks a dick behind the mushroom stand at the farmers market

I love being around other people and am almost always glad when I choose to be more social, but there can be something so enticing about being alone that makes it easy for me to fall back on

im *trying* to stop being so anti-social or being too comfortable w/ being alone.

naturally I can be SUCH a social person, but, will almost always choose the anti-social/loner route lol

Grenadine would def sink. I think you could float the midori and make it look good, especially if you don’t go overboard with it

I was originally just trying to be dumb but I actually think it could be kinda tasty