Ethan, Acid Bath Princess of the Darkness

Shitposters live and work among use like the government said communists did in the ‘50s

Oh you like my scent? That’s actually weed and cat piss by dior

Cashier made a corny joke about my total being $6.65 and how we avoided 666 and I had to hold back saying “hail satan” and speaking in tongues

:P

Album updates are now shown at the top of the messages tab and a pop up said “keep your album updated to stay fresh on their mind” or something along those lines

Babe wake up, stories on grindr just dropped

The one-two punch of being willing to do anything if I think it’ll make for a good bit but also having a questionable sense of humor and what’s actually funny

workshopping shuttlecock double entendres as we speak

founding a gay badminton league is my life’s calling I think

it’s gonna be 76° here this friday 🤩

Keep going with it it’s so worth it!!!

Your POV: looking up at my big chest, black and white edition

monochrome (man boobs) Monday #mcm

hitting the poppers and giving my best snagglepuss impression

how do I turn this video into my bio on here?

Are we the kind of woke that lets gay people make homophobic jokes or the kind of woke that isn’t funny? I need to check before I release one of the drafts

who wants me

I may struggle with my ego and have low self esteem and be impatient and have trouble taking up space and am terminally online, but at least I’m also bad at communicating my thoughts

Listening to gecs again, pls seek cover

boo, hiss, etc!

I think my timeline would be a barren wasteland if I muted you tbh

Never let them take :P from you

no babe it’s cute when you do it ahhaha (send nudes ?)

I have a condition that I can’t join in on a topic if there’s too much discourse about it bc it all turns into radio static in my head

I muted “reply guy” on here last week but now I wanna talk about it

End of an era (leaving all of the Apple subreddits)

I don’t think my gay little brain is really set up for quiet contentment, so I either have to be really bold and go for the things I want or just be sulking and unfulfilled forever idk

YES EXACTLY

Eisenhower

Also masking is kinda dumb bc I thought I hid adhd significantly better than I do so like, why am I even putting that much effort and living in a constant state of holding my breath for this??