Tara

if you think polymarket bets on war are bad, wait til you find out how many in Congress are invested in defense contractors

Can I have one morning where I wake up to mediocre men not doing stupid shit? Just one.

And no trigger control at all. 🤣💀

a man wearing a blue hat and a gray shirt says " 5 g 's please good god get a grip girl " ALT: a man wearing a blue hat and a gray shirt says " 5 g 's please good god get a grip girl "

Grace, girly. I need you to fucking Five G's. You're FBI, how did you make it this far?

Her wobble was immediately turned off.

Believe*

Goddamnit

A free tote? Yaaas, I'll take it.

Dudes rock

There is a Spongebob quote/meme for everything.

[Found on reddit and courtesy of @/upholdreality on twitter]:

“North Korea invaded South Korea" is one of the dumbest and most successful lies in modern history.

There was no "North" or "South Korea". There was one nation, divided in 45 minutes by two US colonels using a National Geographic map.

Here's a low res pic.
I cannot people flippers are making money off of these on eBay. 🤦‍♀️ Just pre-ordered mine at the original price.

Gonna fix it up a bit. Might even work in some LEDS for the lights. Make it fancy.

Controller**

GameStop has a decent looking PS5 Resident Evil Requiem control holder that I might have to get.. 🤔

Of course I'll have to improve it.

Would post a pic, but the GameStop site doesn't like duckduckgo.

That's like samsung pushing AI hard on the 26. If I can't turn the shit off, I don't want it.

Argh. All the video game streamers I follow are playing Resident Evil Requiem. 😭

I need to write this email, but my brain is mush.. and I wanna go home. 🫥

If you're a trans person in Kansas who had your drivers license invalidated, you can absolutely trust @marisakabas.bsky.social to handle your story with care. I vouch for her 100%.

Most people lack gaydar, sadly.

Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.

“‘The persecution is the point,’ said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.” To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driver’s license will be voided. (🎁 link:)

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period." ERIN REED FEB 25, 2026 88 5 21 Share Kansas Sate Capitol // farzinvousoughian

1. Numerous transgender people in Kansas are reporting that the state has sent them a letter demanding the immediate surrender of drivers licenses.

Those driving could be arrested, charged, and see privileges revoked.

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Soup for your family goes in the snowballs.

I've moved my work desk about five feet from its original position so I can have the window for a better cell signal. This also involves moving everything else (other desks, stations, tables, and racks) around me so no one will really notice.

No one has noticed 🤣🤣🤣

look at our opposition party, dog

Lol.

"ThAt's Ai PrOpAgaNdA", they say.

We'll see.

Impulse preorder 😭

Threatened the cats with asking the Goblin King to take them away.

"I know the words!!"

🤣🤣🤣