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Zach Hauri

@zachhauri.com.bsky.social

Hockey nerd. Computer geek. Gamer (tag: zjplayer). Cat video aficionado. Work: Field Sales for the Scotts/MiracleGro company. Tweets are my own.

34 Followers  |  130 Following  |  29 Posts  |  Joined: 08.10.2023  |  1.8111

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Boo-urns!
YouTube video by RustyShackleford Boo-urns!

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10.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This president doesn't care about anyone or anything but himself.

07.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marcus Johansson is granted the OT winner on the ice after the net was kicked off, I don't know how this stands

05.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 17

I made a negative comment on a Fox News YouTube video.

...

Am I going to get assassinated overnight?

04.11.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a game. Was exciting till the end. Coming from someone who rarely watches baseball (my hometown team is the Twins and I can't watch that trash). GG Dodgers!

02.11.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was the wildest ninth inning I have EVER seen.

01.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok that's the last one sorry.

10.10.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm.. someone that has stood up to an authoritarian government won the peace prize. INTERESTING

10.10.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm done. This is the end of my political talk. Back to regularly scheduled programming (nothing at all essentially). Pardon the interuption.

10.10.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also the fact that our country's leader is deploying military personnel on the streets of cities in OUR COUNTRY is absolutely disgusting. And should abolish him from any sort of "Peace" prize current or future considerations.

10.10.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I try to not post political on here cause sure people are sick of American political climate, but chaotic good in me wants Biden to get the Peace Prize for his effort and work towards starting the peace talks with Palestine/Israel (to which he does deserve credit). Current prez doesn't deserve shit.

10.10.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got credits in FF7 Rebirth tonight after playing off and on for like 3 months lol...

SO. I have two choices on which to play next, both PS5 disc's sitting on my desk right now...

Metaphor ReFantazio
Or
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33

And kinda leaning towards Metaphor ReFantazio..

05.07.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Disney’s A Goofy Movie

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I need this.

28.06.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me during a random twitch conversation about degenerate eating habits

15.06.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FROST WIN IN 3OT

25.05.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10
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I asked ChatGPT to verify whether or not I was using latitude and longitude correctly or switching the two terms around incorrectly.

It asked if I wanted a generated image to visualize the response and I said yes.

Now I'm even more confused.

09.05.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude chill. The catholic church is trying to distance itself with sex offenders.

03.05.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a former Wikimedia editor, I'm gonna have to slap a [citation needed] on this statement

03.05.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Aero Joe loved all your play calls through the season, from the good times and the bad times, you are great and as a huge Bob Kurtz fan, you are doing stellar and keep it up.

02.05.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah those ESPN announcers are already acting like (ignore the goal that just happened) that Flowers is done after tonight. Like.. fuck you guys.

02.05.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate it but I don't regret it. Gnight

30.04.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#bucciovertimechallenge Boldy. Not Vegas.

30.04.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a sunk cost fallacy for staying up until 1130pm to watch this game and now it's going into overtime? I have to stay up till the end, right? (I have to wake up at 5am)

30.04.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

4-1. Kaprizov. What a play by Ryan Hartman. He actually looks up at the clock, sees how little time there is, throw it at the net and the Wild score at the buzzer...

25.04.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

When was the last time YOU randomly started singing The Kitty Cat Dance song? Mine was about 5 minutes ago. I looked up when that video came out and now I feel old.

23.04.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Wild (w/Eriksson Ek and Kaprizov) make it into the playoffs, they'll win the Cup. Calling it.

10.04.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checking in, very much alive.

Man. Disconnecting from (almost) everything for the past (over) two months has been fantastic. Not right for everyone, but exactly what I need. Hope y'all are great!!

Miss each and every one of you, and I will see ya soon <3

04.03.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People shocked at this Vikings team/Sam Darnold but this is literally what it's been like all season. EXPOSED!

14.01.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PJ Fleck gets the mayo bath and they got him GOOD

04.01.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 62

just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling β€œyou there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours πŸ™„

25.12.2024 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9857    πŸ” 948    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 31

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