matt

don’t tell people what to do 🤡

i don’t like this

hello my name is Mr Gurns

Japanese spiderman looks better than any of the recent marvel films

always loved the poster for that one lol

oh wow didn’t know that was possible. Can it help with insomnia?

howdy Fadge! Yeah man been ages. Still at the other place but it’s less crazy here. How’s things with you?

there’s too much rain these days

that rules

i still can’t believe there’s a real person called Duade Borg

this community note 😭

lol incredible

lmao

no time for mildly rude people

you should be able to. the other place gives you a 7 day ban for typing k y s

might get a handknit viking sweater

I don’t think you could find a more joyous moment than a dog with the zoomies

Google maps must be going through a transition period

boys only want two things

i don’t think you could look more American than Tom Brady

The grink

this appeared in my facebook feed and the comments are as unhinged as you would expect

I like the part where the system breaks down completely and you have to ask one of the humans for help

self service checkouts are always going please place item in bagging area and I’m always saying I did, it’s in there, leave me alone

fasting is good for you

normal stuff on the other site

my wife and I are very photogenic

had to read this a couple of times wtf

is there a battery mummy