CaptainGrapeDrink

Kyle Fletcher with crown of flowers and pink jewels on his face

photo of strawberry squid by Paul Caiger

Saw that squid, and my brain said "that's Kyle Fletcher". 🤼

Oh buddy...he nailed this, and it looked cool. But, also...this isn't a move we need to keep doing. - Gave me proper heebie jeebies. 🤼

YouTube video by bvmbshelled Jillian Hall WWE Theme - Sliced Bread (lyrics)

Crazy that this shit kinda sounds like a banger in comparison.

youtu.be/1FDDjcDrRSs?...

a man wearing headphones covering his mouth with his hand with the words it took 15 years written above him Alt: a man wearing headphones says "it took 15 years" while looking stressed out

I have unlocked Pluto in Dreamlight Valley, and I have cemented myself in the annals of history as a hardcore gamer.

Not beating those "Pebble" allegations, is he?

WWE likes to make workers hate each other. - They used to love breaking up couples too. - It actually just seems like a shitty place to work.

Dirty work for the dirt sheets to run with that shot, too. Bad enough that it happened. Don't aggregate the image. 🤷‍♂️

News to me. - And that sucks.

Because, I don't assume horrible things about people? I don't know...why should I believe that she does? - That's literally why I asked for receipts...

Any receipts? I would honestly be surprised to learn that Ripley is racist.

I'm not saying I wanted her to stay, btw. Lol

Also...what kind of exposure does she want? Acting? Not likely...unless she can actually act. - If she stayed in AEW, she probably would have been an obvious choice for the DC comics crossover...

This is what it would be...some vague *wink nod* segment. - Generic authority figures show up and drag them off, as the person says "it's a cold world" and laughs, or something.

Absolutely agree with this. - She was used well by AEW because they knew she was a valuable asset without doing much. - They made her look really good. when she isn't. - She went to WWE and expected the same. More or less didn't get it. And I assume we're seeing the endpoint of that.

He's 87 years old.

YouTube video by WWE Fans Terrorists Attack The Undertaker [2005-07-07]

youtu.be/-zHux1N6FUw

Oh...have I got an Undertaker storyline to tell you about. Lol

I think eventually WWE fans are gonna catch up with the fact that he's super mid. - Just like they soured on Cody. - In the meantime, they just need to pretend that he's the mvp of WWE because of what happened with AEW. - Frankly, I'm surprised the honeymoon hasn't ended already.

My hot take is going to continue to be that he shouldn't actually be a wrestler at all...and should just be doing the same thing as an Elvira or Svengoolie.

WWE is closer to that role, since it's all goofy nonsense over there...but, ultimately, the wrestling part hinders him entirely.

*Points to "massive brain" R-Truth situation*

Fed is painted into a corner. - Any time something controversial happens, they just claim it was a work...and then people are left to assume they are either dumb, super shitty, or both. Lol

"My mother's got a cockatoo, I've been wondering for years how to speak to it - his name is Benjamin." - Absolutely no one doing commentary like Riccaboni. Lol

When you look up "stacked" in the dictionary.
#CMLL #AEW #Stardom 🤼

a man holding a trash can in front of a sign that says " i want for us " Alt: a man banging a trash can lid on an open trash can

Mark Davis' pots and pans theme might actually be my current favorite of all the AEW music. I can't lie. Shit is a jam on the basest level. 🤼

Correct. I'm tired of people being like "ohhh...I wouldn't sign that loser"...and then a month later, they're a top draw. Lol

Mid, Midder, and Middest.

Speaking of banger themes...Mark Davis.
Also, Tuckman has a magnificent mullet.

Oh shit...Bad Dude Tito and the banger "young punks" TMDK theme.

I'm two episodes behind on RoH...so, let me rectify that before I lose control of my backlog. Lol 🤼