CaptainGrapeDrink

MLW graphic for Teddy Long

MLW is such an odd place. Like...what are we thinking Teddy Long is going to add to the product in 2026? Lol.

#MLW 🤼

This has nothing to do with denigrating Danhausen, and everything to do with the WWE...but, apparently we're in the "We shit our pants on purpose" narrative now. So...there's that. 🤼

Honestly...I think Perry and Garcia are around where they should be. - and I would release Anna Jay and Sammy entirely if I ran the place. (I'm just entirely unmoved by either of them).

I caught bad vibes from that creator a long time ago. Don't think it was even anything specific...I was just like "the vibes ain't vibing".

Saw that photo of Trump with the gross rash on his neck...and all I could think of was him mutating into a grotesque Resident Evil style body horror. - Like...that's probably what's gonna happen, right?

Also, it's odd...given how much she constantly talks about wanting to face Kris Statlander and others as well. Like...it's clearly her move to make. No one else's.

Kinda seems like one of those comfort zone things, where she could have really broken into a different level if she hadn't found that comfort again.

I started to see a shift when she began hanging out with Lyra more, and it kinda gave the vibe that she had a new "bestie" so to speak...which is fine. Being happy is important. Glad she found herself in a better place. But, yeah...I think she could have benefitted from staying hungry instead.

And The Winner Is Oh No One GIF Alt: a man reads an award announcement while saying "and the winner is...oh, no one!"

ESPN: "We just paid you a ton of money...so hopefully you can get people to subscribe to our service!"

WWE: "You guys should totally make that service free, so more people watch our show."

She's been posting photos with Phil and Danhausen lately.

I've honestly given up hope on her too at this point. - I think she has chosen to just train new talents at her school and goof around with fed pals until she fades into obscurity.

He's one whisky away from calling the rules of engagement "gay"...I feel like it could happen at any time.

There's a part at the end of the 2002 Resident Evil movie, where she picks a magnetic card reader lock with a needle, like a normal lock...and I just think that's neat. Lol

Matt could appear in the ring, and people would still be unsure, on account of how stiff his movement is.

SRS is heavy in the sauce.

Oh...it is for theme songs. I guess they already have one track up for Yuto-Ice, added on February 12th...and that's it. Lol

NJPW on facebook posting a teaser about NJPW radio for March 25th

Huh...what's this mean? A service for listening to wrestler's theme songs? A podcast thing? #NJPW 🤼

He's been there an entire month? That's actually crazy.

Yeah, this is my main line of thinking...if Swerve wanted to pair up with him, then it would make sense. - I'm really not implying that AEW should just copy WWE's stuff. (I would literally never imply that). Lol

That's true. But heels typically do keep backup.

Don't really have much of an opinion on the former Ashante Adonis...but, my immediate thought is that he would align with Swerve because of past Hit Row affiliations...? 🤼

Same. I have zero tolerance policy for that place. - And it helps that it is not even entertaining in the slightest.

This is sexual harassment.
I'm demanding an apology from all parties involved.

It's pretty funny, though...that Danhausen gave us the name "Pepsi Phil"...which is used almost exclusively in a derogatory fashion. - It's like...a friendship where both dudes just dilute the other's stock. Lol

Hey now...I don't entirely hate the idea of Hangman doing a buried alive match with a western theme.

Don't forget about the absolutely hilarious, peak comedy instagram posts from Danhausen and Phil.

AEW fans are never really gonna boo anyone. There is too much respect for the graps. - The only exceptions are Don Callis and Yuta.

They probably said "we like Danhausen, and we'll throw him some money, and let him do indies and his youtube stuff..." - An arrangement that should have been seen as a blessing.

But, at the same time...they simply didn't want to use him on the show. Which, like I said...is valid. IMO.

If they didn't think he was a good fit for the show they wanted to book...then it would make zero sense for them to shoehorn him in there, and take time from other people. - They paid him to sit at home...and that makes all the sense in the world.

If he was receiving pay the entire time (which I assume he was)...then, you know...his employer can actually ghost him as much as they want. - Clearly, they didn't want to put him on the show, and were probably like "when will he stop asking". - And I would say the same thing with WWE.

Saw that clown Logan Paul complaining that he bid over a million dollars on some Hulk Hogan boots and lost...and my first thought was "He probably would have worn those in a match, and then acted shocked when people got mad about it." 🤼

Anyway...two of the worst people to ever do it. Lol