@evilalicesg.bsky.social
Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist. Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!
I would like a redo..life.
24.11.2025 19:34 β π 43 π 16 π¬ 5 π 0Honestly I'm just constantly exhausted by life.
22.10.2025 01:27 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I want someone that chooses me everyday, even when I'm hard to deal with.
10.11.2025 15:23 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I need to makeout with someone or I may just simply pass awayβ¦.
16.11.2025 00:18 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yessss π
24.11.2025 07:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0[watching a musical]
god, please donβt let it be another songβ¦
MTG, I was just starting to like you! You canβt QUIT me like that!
24.11.2025 07:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Team canβt sleep logging in
24.11.2025 07:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
24.11.2025 03:09 β π 170 π 41 π¬ 8 π 3who up astral projecting
24.11.2025 07:01 β π 44 π 17 π¬ 1 π 0I miss passionate kissing
24.11.2025 07:11 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
I donβt like who I turn into when I play Boggle
23.11.2025 06:41 β π 84 π 22 π¬ 5 π 0If youβre exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers
16.11.2025 04:10 β π 114 π 39 π¬ 5 π 0I think I could get my life on track if someone anonymously sent me 200 thousand dollars
16.11.2025 18:23 β π 29 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0I think my mitochondria are mostly decorative
16.11.2025 18:34 β π 143 π 46 π¬ 3 π 0soul skating into your DMs
13.01.2025 22:26 β π 26 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0"And now you've made it weird" an autobiography
22.11.2025 03:34 β π 31 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0At this point, it seems abundantly clear that future-me has not built a time machine.
03.01.2025 14:27 β π 176 π 71 π¬ 4 π 2My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats Iβve been feeding it
23.11.2025 01:01 β π 168 π 50 π¬ 3 π 0Ignore me, I might be a little drunk
23.11.2025 05:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still carry a torch for my old flame.
- a pyromaniac love story
Made a piece of art yesterday!
15.11.2025 14:53 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
13.11.2025 21:51 β π 151 π 48 π¬ 7 π 2I like good company and laughter!
14.11.2025 02:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, my mouth is still sore! No BJs today my friends π€£
14.11.2025 02:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Becoming a vampire to read all the books
11.11.2025 17:25 β π 28 π 11 π¬ 4 π 1Iβm not mentally prepared to wash and blow dry my hair.
11.11.2025 22:18 β π 73 π 15 π¬ 15 π 1Life advice: Donβt ever have a tooth extraction with implants without being put under!
11.11.2025 20:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mouth feels like a voodoo doll
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