This damn show keeps making my eyes rain
27.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This damn show keeps making my eyes rain
27.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I mentally identify as a Cool Ranch Dorito.
27.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Bathe me like a Bridgerton would tho! 😈
27.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Life is the biggest asshole; it always brings you exactly what you want at exactly the wrong moment of your life.
22.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0🤣
22.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The "Fuck it, send" is implied at that end of all my posts
20.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 113 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 0
Happy 59th Birthday, Kurt...
20.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 686 🔁 105 💬 27 📌 8I’m here for it!
20.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I could use some immoral support.
20.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 31 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 0Why do they call it “finding the clit” and not “clitography”
20.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 64 🔁 12 💬 9 📌 0can’t be too upset when there’s a deli sandwich waiting for me in the work fridge
19.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 358 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0Same it seems
20.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know how just a quick conversation with a friend makes you feel better?
16.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0My body picked a 3 day weekend to be sick and that’s fucking annoying!
16.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s been an art journaling kind of day! ☀️
16.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the mouth is the garage of the face
16.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 166 🔁 49 💬 9 📌 2For sure
16.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Setting boundaries is so hard sometimes
16.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Started at the bottom, I’m still here
16.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 139 🔁 31 💬 18 📌 3When do we get our apocalypse advent calendar?
11.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0All true!❤️
09.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seriously you are priceless!! No one could pay you enough for that! Not even the high dollar girly mags/porn sites
09.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Look what I got!! Goal one of this year has been completed!! #ChickenLady
09.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤣
09.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll do $50 ❤️😘
09.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁
08.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 21884 🔁 3650 💬 403 📌 218Happy unfuckable Monday 🤣
09.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
By the way.
Happy fuckin Monday. 🫶
I think there could be a market for my new Apple pies!! This is how all mine will look until this shit ends!! 🍎
09.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0