Phil Pagett

Hey the US, just saying: intentionally sending Bruce Springsteen to number 1 this week would be a very funny thing to do.

Look, call me a pessimist but I am starting to give up hope re. Glenn Miller.

2024 was without doubt one of the years of my entire life.

Not leaving things until the last minute is my New Year’s resolution for 2024.

If nothing else, it’s been a very big day for the word “‘twas”.

It’s only December 3rd and people on my street are already letting in light and banishing shade.

PITCH: A Wicked-style spin-off musical about the Lollipop Guild.

Chuck Berry’s full name was Chuckleberry Finn.

THANK YOU.

HOW MANY?!

How many do you have?

The inventor of the Segway has died. And speaking of inventors…

I’m very glad you made it over here, Vera. 👋🌊

YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW
ME ON TIKTOK IF YOU WANT THERE ARE TOO MANY PLATFORMS NOWADAYS IMO

Look, Russell Brand has apologised to Andrew Sachs, I think it’s time we moved on. He’s a good man, and I’m happy to go on record with that.

OMG not Patrick Swayze :( RIP #IveHadTheTimeOfMyLife

Guys Stephen Fry just favourited one of my replies!

Wow, America actually elected Barack Obama! Truly the start of a more progressive era. There’s no going back now! 🇺🇸

OMG not Stephen Gateley. Gone too soon. RIP :(

Say, that BNP are a bit of a worry. I’d hate for Western politics to get steadily more fascist over the next 16 years or so.

OMG Michael Jackson!! RIP. Anyone else have tickets? :(

Figured I’m just gonna post every one of my tweets again, from the start in chronological order. Here goes: