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You know, some jerk. He/they Chicagoland

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It's so cool the company that's ten percent of the whole stock market by making ai chips doesn't even make the chips

24.11.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Larry ffs

24.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This mostly details the misery party summers inflicted on the global south through the imf and wto. If he's in proximity to power, so is the belief that banks should genuinely literally run the world

24.11.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also tf does mcmegan know about the cognitively competent

24.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is literally just Mormonism. They're big on this idea that having a wife and kids will fix people and if it doesn't they aren't trying hard enough

24.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A comparison, showing a hippo standing in shallow water, and a see-through model of a hippo with an extremely thin layer of subcutaneous fat and skin over a body that's thick with muscle.

A comparison, showing a hippo standing in shallow water, and a see-through model of a hippo with an extremely thin layer of subcutaneous fat and skin over a body that's thick with muscle.

Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.

12.03.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2379    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 232

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

23.11.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7928    πŸ” 2954    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 53

He'll live to be 167 years old at least

24.11.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask the aquarium if you can take care of the sea otters a little as a treat

23.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People used to get paid for stuff. Also culture isn't something you consume, it's something you make

23.11.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm sad that talented weirdos used to have houses and kids and now they're trying not to get evicted. But I'm also sad the slots available for people to do interesting things are reserved for people promising to help billionaires digest the public good, to say everything should be melted down

23.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm old now because I'm getting a lot of "the world you grew up in doesn't exist anymore", but it sucks seeing people just don't have the opportunities they used to. Everyone knows the stories of people getting a start on local TV or the local paper blah blah blah

23.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Meta using all the big data tools to identify child predator behavior and then saying these people drive a lot of engagement let's not do anything to stop this is really a pure distillation of the current moment.

23.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the plaintiffs allege:

1. Meta intentionally designed its youth safety features to be ineffective and rarely used, and blocked testing of safety features that it feared might be harmful to growth.

2. Meta required users to be caught 17 times attempting to traffic people for sex before it would remove them from its platform, which a document described as "a very, very, very high strike threshold."

3. Meta recognized that optimizing its products to increase teen engagement resulted in serving them
more harmful content, but did so anyway.

the plaintiffs allege: 1. Meta intentionally designed its youth safety features to be ineffective and rarely used, and blocked testing of safety features that it feared might be harmful to growth. 2. Meta required users to be caught 17 times attempting to traffic people for sex before it would remove them from its platform, which a document described as "a very, very, very high strike threshold." 3. Meta recognized that optimizing its products to increase teen engagement resulted in serving them more harmful content, but did so anyway.

4. Meta stalled internal efforts to prevent child predators from contacting minors for years due to growth concerns, and pressured safety staff to circulate arguments justifying its decision not to act.
5. In a text message in 2021, Mark Zuckerberg said that he wouldn't say that child safety was his top concern
"when I have a number of other areas I'm more focused on like building the metaverse." Zuckerberg also shot down or ignored requests by Nick Clegg, Meta's then-head of global public policy, to better fund child safety work.

4. Meta stalled internal efforts to prevent child predators from contacting minors for years due to growth concerns, and pressured safety staff to circulate arguments justifying its decision not to act. 5. In a text message in 2021, Mark Zuckerberg said that he wouldn't say that child safety was his top concern "when I have a number of other areas I'm more focused on like building the metaverse." Zuckerberg also shot down or ignored requests by Nick Clegg, Meta's then-head of global public policy, to better fund child safety work.

β€œMeta stalled internal efforts to prevent child predators from contacting minors for years due to growth concerns, and pressured safety staff to circulate arguments justifying its decision not to act.”

www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

23.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 37

On the one hand, Facebook is an abomination hostile to life. On the other, it's like 5% of the whole stock market value so who's to say

23.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm reading this while watching an on TV for Instagram with a father and daughter pitching privacy and safety features

23.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I read an Oliver Sachs story about a guy who was on a motorcycle and slipped on some wet leaves, tearing the nerve in his shoulder with total function loss. Anyway the lesson I learned wasn't about motorcycles but obviously the peril of wet leaves

23.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Honk honk honk yes

23.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep honking it pleases the gods and goddesses of honk

23.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

KEEP HONKING I’m looking at pictures of my dog

23.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The consumer product safety commission doesn't want your thanksgiving to be totally sick and rad 🀘

23.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

public health is pretty fucking cool if you ask me

23.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Parallels nicely with how in these countries the product Facebook sells is elections

23.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably a screaming circle

23.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not right to be hauling around that dump truck and still get called a 1/1 creature

23.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can't recruit an assistant, maybe you can commiserate with another list battler

23.11.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i just need like. a new list. i need the most powerful list

23.11.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a few of my favorite snowy owl shots from yesterday in Chicago #birds πŸͺΆ

23.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
an Ethiopian woman roasting coffee beans on a wheeled table during a Thanksgiving parade, God bless America

an Ethiopian woman roasting coffee beans on a wheeled table during a Thanksgiving parade, God bless America

SHE IS ROASTING COFFEE WHILE MARCHING IN THE PARADE this is why Silver Spring is the best Spring

22.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

Hairstyles are going extinct at an unprecedented rate

23.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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