Cosmos Mariner

I slept in decadently late & now I realize I should have stayed there.

What a sad way for Ed to go. I think he ended up directing full on prOn after this. Still, I bet he ended up including 5 car parking scenes in every one. Thanks for making it (somewhat) less painful, Maniacs. #BMovieManiacs

a skeleton is standing in front of a grey couch ALT: a skeleton is standing in front of a grey couch

Told you to hurry. Oh well. #BMovieManiacs

He said to hurry, dummy. Gah! #BMovieManiacs

Divine? #BMovieManiacs

She should just go for Mary Ann. She's hotter anyway. #BMovieManiacs

We have already joined you in extreme pain, trust us. #BMovieManiacs

Shirley's raw emotion is making me uncomfortable. #BMovieManiacs

All we need now is for Santa to accompany them on organ. #BMovieManiacs

Interpretive dance? Now the audience will know true torture! #BMovieManiacs

Most of these acts ended up at the carnival of the Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living blah blah. #BMovieManiacs

Just pull up my FindAGrave app. #BMovieManiacs

All of them. All of the sheets. #BMovieManiacs

It's a very brief orgy but I guess the dead need to pace themselves. #BMovieManiacs

Orgy attendees arriving early... #BMovieManiacs

"Can you prove it did not happen?!"

YouTube video by Lance The Scorpion Neil Sedaka - "Love In The Shadows" (1976)

He also wrote maybe the best song about being on the downlow this side of George Michael's "Outside." This song cracked me up when I got old enough to really understand it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PYt...

"Criswell & a bevy of beautiful girls!" Because of course wherever Criswell went, a bevy of beautiful girls was sure to follow. #BMovieManiacs

Well that was just tedious. But we've got one more Jerry Warren film under our belts so that we can impress our friends & movie snobs on Letterbox. Have a great weekend, Maniacs. Hope to be here next week. #BMovieManiacs

Speaking of foliage remember that movie about the killer tree? We should watch that one sometime, it's been a while. #BMovieManiacs

But that would make the movie somewhat interesting and evidently we are asking too much for that. #BMovieManiacs

It's never good when the local League Of Women Voters take over the luau. #BMovieManiacs

Clearly they've become victims of Mowango Tango. #BMovieManiacs

This movie needs Tor Johnson, or skeletons seated around a dining room table, Lady Macbeth wandering around the "forest," or at least a levitating trumpet. #BMovieManiacs

"Tell me, Duvall -- can you draw me like one of your French girls?" #BMovieManiacs

It's the funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time.

I would need extra Kleenex because I would cry every time I was reminded that I paid $4000 for a bag.

Heathcliff and Cathy from the newspaper comics, with Cathy singing “Wuthering Heights” by Kate Bush

This wasn’t exactly the image I set out to find but I’m not mad at it

😂😂😂 That is brilliant!

Honestly all of this stuff looks too lavish & dignified to house wadded up Kleenex w/ breath mints and/or cough drops stuck to them, which is what my bags look like inside.