AI Slopvertising

Corporate AI illustration isn't art, but it is a skill.

You cannot do John f***ing McClain dirty like this. Not during the Christmas season.

F-minus. Yippee-kai-yay.

AI slop ad targeting seniors

Yet another AI slop ad targeting seniors.
✅ Watching TV at a 30% angle
✅ Cups with partial Pepsi logos
✅ Liver spots on arms have spread to shirt and pants
✅ Commercial on TV for... candy soda pop? With a side of mints? Slogan: "HE'S NOE COMMERCIAL"
✅ Flag desecration

A+, keep 'em coming!

Here...
the AI slop chooses the marks.

a ridiculous ad for auto insurance with an AI-generated guy swiping through women's drivers licenses like some kind of perv

He seems a mild-mannered office clerk at Border Patrol's Midland office.

But he's also a millenarian cultist browsing for women of prime breeding age in the database of drivers' licenses newly authorized by OBBBA.

THE TEXES STATES, watch out for this guy. He's worse than overpriced car insurance.

Jesus wants you to hate meal time.

Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.

Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.

Jesus wants you to hate meal time.

Here's a clear chatGPT-generated graphic for a product that chatGPT could make for you with one prompt.

Now look at all those happy children and adults freed from the most fundamental human pleasure.

A typo-ridden blog about how America is still in the grip of pedo communists under the leadership of every Democratic president since 1992 (and Hillary).

This is how Midjourney thinks a 43-year-old man looks on his birthday.

What's even better is that the ad links to a personal blog... 🧵

This one is gross and also insane.

✅ Freakish dust mites of unusual size and random numbers of legs
✅ Bizarre human anatomy. What is her head shaped like? Where does that neck attach?
✅ Ew!

Grade: A-.

Now I'm scratching my (normal, human) neck compulsively.

Conservative House Buyers is one of those companies that exploit people desperate for cash.

They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.

What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸

They get better and better.

Instagram AI ads are WILD.

You see different video characters with the same script, sometimes the same voice.

If you tap on the link once, Insta will serve you plenty more of these beauties.

Conservative House Buyers is one of those companies that exploit people desperate for cash.

They run ads with different AI characters using the same twangy AI voiceover.

What makes them "conservative"? Their website says nothing about that. It's just identity commerce, wrapped in a flag. 🇺🇸

Yeah that's a bad misspelling.

an AI-generated ad for a home remedy for swollen ankles

cronenberg fingers fusing into the leg

Four-toed foot with a stubby pinky

How am I gonna get these lymph fluids out my lower extremities?

✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this

A-, really one of the best slop ads yet

Skechers, a company worth over $9B, is using busted AI slop on their out of home ads.

✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky

A+ for inattentive creative approval.

Skechers, a company worth over $9B, is using busted AI slop on their out of home ads.

✅ Left pant leg changes shape behind her right leg
✅ Naval piercing that isn't really there (common issue)
✅ "Flux face"
✅ Fat right ring finger and missing pinky

A+ for inattentive creative approval.

Wrong

An AI-generated ad for a health scam targeting senior men

We've got a new one today.

"Muscle after 60: It's Not About Protein"
✅ Two clones and a third with a darker beard
✅ Grossly inhuman and anatomically incorrect physiques
✅ American flag desecrated by mounting it on the wrong side (LOL)

Let's get RIIIIIPPED.

An ad that reuses an AI soldier to promote hearing aides.

People say AI is bad for the environment, but advertisers love recycling.

This AI-borne young blonde American soldier is now also a hearing aide model. Thank you for your service, fake troops. 🫡

Reduce, reuse, recycle. ♻️

Solar is hot among MAGA men who leer at blondes, while their president guts research and development of solar power

✅ Maga chud army
✅ People voting against their and their country's economic interests
✅ Spokesperson needs to look more surgically enhanced to achieve Mar-a-Lago Face

Grade: B+

an AI-generated ad for a home remedy for swollen ankles

cronenberg fingers fusing into the leg

Four-toed foot with a stubby pinky

How am I gonna get these lymph fluids out my lower extremities?

✅ Two-tone Chernobyl vegetable
✅ Cronenberg fingers that fuse into the leg
✅ Foot with four toes that can't reach the floor
✅ 2mm pinky toe
✅ No attempt to correct any of this

A-, really one of the best slop ads yet

Bonus. Click through to see the progression of life stages for a man: youthful gay steroid freak to old and gray gay porn star.

30-Day Military Workout

✅ US soldier with chaotic forehead tattoos and beard that would be impractical for armored combat
✅ Also cheekbone tattoos?
✅ Wall of windows to the right, window frames inside a building to the left
✅ "According to the weigh"

A- internet slop. Solid non-effort.

a terrible AI image of 20 senior citizens on a private jet

Another "Seniors Can Fly Business Class for the Price of Economy" Slop Ad.
✅ Hands with 4 or 6 fingers
✅ Woman with two left hands
✅ Impossible seating arrangement
✅ Fundamental misunderstanding business class
✅ Melting nightmare faces

A+ slop. I hope you sell a lot of Capital One browser plugins.

AI senior citizen who's furious about how much money he's getting

Same guy Ghibli-fied by ChatGPT

Yo dawg, I heard you liked AI slop ads. So I AI sloppified the AI slop and made it my ad.

✅ Crooked mouth and craggy teeth
✅ Furious expression that's completely incongruous with the content of the ad
✅ Sacrilegious theft of Studio Ghibli style using ChatGPT

Grade: B-

✅ Uneven eyes
✅ Badly lopsided Mexican flag
✅ Impossible flag holding position

Grade: B+ Slopvertising

a display ad comprised of five old men, four of whom are clones, in an impossible seating situation on a private jet

✅ Clones
✅ Inside-out hand holding a wine flute impossibly
✅ One guy sitting in another's lap
✅ Miniature thigh and knee
✅ Impossibly placed seating
✅ Complete misunderstanding of what "business class" means
✅ Zero effort to fix any of this

A+ internet advertising slop, keep it coming.