Cecil Nyx

I have to come clean. As a child I thought shake and bake actually cooked the chicken from just shaking the bag.

I’ve never actually eaten it.

Sometimes I have ideas and I’m not sure if I’ve gone too far or if I haven’t gone too far enough.

No

The ambivalent feeling when your cat snuggles up next to you but is also for some reason slightly wet.

I can’t believe he would use a poison move with Jason Exile being alive right there.

Okay how about a one second time limit match?

Can I do a three ring blindfold battle royal at Mystery Wrestling?

Car with a bumper that was taped on but how now fallen off

I think there is a problem with their tape

She looks so angry for some reason, probably impatiently waiting for me to get home and let her outside so she can rub herself on the patio stones.

No part of me is an athlete.

Cat face in window

Cat

Sometimes I think I about that time when Cody was being coached by Arn Anderson and Arn told him to put his knees up on a top rope splash instead of just taking it and he did and won and my brain shutting off and me falling over.

A wrestler named The Zombie Wizard who is just a normal guy that runs a funeral home and everyone likes because he was really helpful and supportive during tough times.

Okay look I thought I had an idea here but I didn’t fully think it through.

I was there when Evil Uno tried to step off a stage onto the top rope during his entrance but beefed it and just fell into the ring and got up and tried to act like nothing happened

Tell the new guy I’m sorry

Gimmick idea. A corn farmer who also wrestlers but spends most of the year working in his farm, only showing up for a few weeks a year to try and find someone to sacrifice for the harvest.

I have so many blindfold ideas

Charlie Day’s infamous Pepe Silvia conspiracy photo from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

How it feels pitching ideas for Mystery Wrestling

I think the whole premise is based on them not being a loser who watches wrestling like all the fans… but because they don’t watch wrestling they don’t know anything about it.

Like they assume Brody King is some scrawny British dude who wears a crown.

Now I have this idea for a character who cuts really mean promos about their opponents but they don’t actually know anything about them so they just make stuff up.

No, this was before I started to do that. Really wish I had started a lot sooner, so many people I missed the chance on.

I think I was the last person to wrestle Mantaur

Blindfolded London Lightning going for an elbow drop in blindfolded Cecil Nyx but missing by a lot

A journey of The Ass Blasters all began when I asked to do a blindfold match for no reason.

They could buy like 6 homes

The most Alive man in pro wrestling

The Roast of Mystery Wrestling 2 has been cancelled

Get your extremely low tickets while you can.

I don’t really know what that means, maybe you have to just lie on the floor for the entire show.

I started watching wrestling in 1992 and I fucking loved The Barbarian

Wait, does Uno know about this?