Cecil Nyx

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

Do you have $10,000 for them to verify it?

I think others get the idea and they have to ban no DQ matches because 30 people charge the ring as soon as the bell goes.

Cards are subject to change.

TAKA would have been a wild unannounced surprise though.

Hell, half the fun are the other wrestlers showing up on show day and finding out who the surprises are.

A wrestler who interferes in every no DQ match. Not because he has any issue with the competitors, he just wants more screen time.

First ever triple DQ in a Three Stages of Hell match

Who is this Tony K. that keeps calling me?

“KENTA did it” is how I talked Eddie Kingston into letting me hold him like a baby.

I kind of want an Ass Blaster vs Space Sluts rematch

Kenta in action!

KENTA will be in action at #MysteryWrestling24!

It all goes down on Saturday, April 11th at 2PM PT in Vancouver, BC!

Tickets are available at tinyurl.com/myst24tix!

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Oh fuck, I thought it was Monday today

A belt collector gimmick but it’s just normal every day belts. He does the Ultimo Dragon pose with all of them while everyone in the venues pants fall down at the same time.

A wrestling Uber Eats driver who has to leave mid match because his opponent outsmarted him by ordering butter chicken

Counters are easy

I really hope it’s me

That movie surprised me so much.

But I still give the edge of best gun fight to The Wild Bunch.

We watch Sasquatch

We don’t try to understand Sasquatch

Have I told you about my "make the AEW trios division intergender" agenda?

Sorry

The Literal Deathmatch

I’m on the Second Last episode of Dark.

And what the fuck? I don’t want to spoil anything but I had to make a chart to understand it.

An Undeath match. One on one match with special guest referee, a corpse.

First to reanimate the corpse wins.

Might have to break a few laws for this one.

Little black cat out in the snow

Cat

Do you want my list of match ideas Uno said no to and also called me an idiot for even suggesting?

What’s your bee budget like?

Evil Uno should have won Booker of the Year

Normal wrestling

Tommy Rogers?

That was a Falls Count Anyone match.

Not falls count anywhere

I want Kamen vs Kikutaro.

I don’t care how many times I’ve seen it. I want to see it again.

Uno please