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Don’t buy or support the @startribune.bsky.social. Feels like ignoring these massive protests across MN is a definite choice - likely guided by its owner Glen Taylor, a Republican and richest person in the state. But if it’s just a “mistake” that’s equally pathetic. Either way, they’re worthless.

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

Favorite Wu Tang member.

King Friday XIII from Mister Rogers Neighborhood

No Kings includes this asshole

Show Tyme Black Hills Powwow 2025
Contest! He Sapa Wacipi Na Oskate

I like shopping at Kowalski's time to time because it reminds me of 2008 whole foods.

Try to walk out with 4 items and not spend more than $30 challenge.

You know the season is changing when you linger a while by the warmth of the rotisserie chicken display

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.

I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

Damn. Actually enjoying some Ghost today.

yard sign with rainbow color font reading: IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE - IF CONVENTIONAL OVEN REHEATING INSTRUCTIONS SAY COOK FOR 17-19 MINUTES IT WILL BE DONE IN 18 MINUTES CONVECTION OVEN INSTRUCTIONS ARE A WILD CARD, HOWEVER

new lawn sign

For adults, they do look like they drink exclusively from juice boxes.

Sure banana boats are great but you ever try a pomegranate canoe?

Resurrect John brown and give him a battlemech

Happy raid on Harper's ferry day!!!

I think a good way to deal with current politics is to simply ask oneself, what would John brown do?

alf with a progesterone ass

thats right

I know everyone is sick of hearing this but Dorothy is a mom’s friend’s name, NOT a mom’s name. If your mom is named Dorothy: SHE’S NOT REALLY YOUR MOM

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

I want to believe I'm one reason why @weratedogs.com is going fang-first on this story. bsky.app/profile/anam...

Gold is better because you can really dig into your gold prospector alter ego authentically.

Gonna tighten up my knees for these jeans

You're not really making a bed if you aren't power bombing the pillows in place.

Love it when the genocide freaks show up. Give it a block.

Sun filtering in through the leaves of trees

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day.

You're welcome for the nice fall day.

For Immediate Release Italian-American Trade Unionists of America Condemn Columbus on Columbus Day The ltalian-American Trade Unionists of America (IATUOA) has once again reaffirmed its condemnation of Christopher Columbus on Columbus Day. "We only mention the son of a bitch's name once a year and it's when we announce that he's a son of a bitch on his name day," the IATUOA Executive Committee announced from a dark, smoke-filled room in the Italian-American Club of Shamokin, PA. The IATUOA, founded on the principles of cultural solidarity through bargaining, mutual aid, shared dining experiences, and anti-imperialism, believes Columbus represents the antithesis of these core values. Based on his writing and contemporary accounts, Columbus was a greedy, self-indulgent strunz, a jerk-off that gleefully engaged in the enslavement and genocide of indigenous people for personal gain and fame. Further, this fucking guy, supposedly Genoese, rarely spoke or wrote in Ligurian or any Italic language. What kind of "Italian" does that? Italian-Americans deserve recognition and a holiday in the United States, but also deserve a figure worthy of their name. "If you're gonna name the fuckin' day Columbus Day, you might as well go-all in and make the fucking holiday Columbus/Mussolini Day to piss on a few more graves,"' the IATOUA Executive Committee further scoffed As of this time,the IATUOA DaVinci Genealogy Caucus still questions the authenticity of Columbus' Italian ancestry. Based on this, and the organization's position that Columbus is "a piece of shit" the organization maintains its position that Italian-Americans (as well as indigenous people) deserve a holiday that truly recognizes our heritage and not one that celebrates a jackass.

Sigh. Guess it's that one day a year we have to utter that assholes name.

Play-Doh with googly eyes all over it

Play-Doh with googly eyes all over it

Biblical Play-Doh

Candyman

We're broasted?

Were-Pancreas

Spooky diabetic stories:
Night of the Ozemp-shits