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Long may she wave

Clearly a forgery. Jesus dots his i with a heart.

*on antiques roadshow* I’m sorry…what?

AGENT SMITH: you hear that mr. anderson? that is the sound of inevitability. it is the sound of your death. goodbye, mr. anderson...

KEANU REEVES: my name... is Da_Puzzy_Smasher_64

[onboard nebuchadnezzar]

TRINITY: why did it have to be him

MORPHEUS: we don't get to choose these things, trinity

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

URGENT AID NEEDED PREGNANT MOM & DAUGHTER SUBJECT TO VIOLENT NEGLECT IN ICE FACILITY After witnessing dangerous medical conditions, other women in the facility organized a noise demonstration to call attention to Life-threatening medical negligence. Support is needed NOW.

UREGENT AID NEEDED DONATE NOW We need 15k to cover living expenses for the family who wait their return, cover legal fees for both women, and phone calls from the detention center. givebutter.com/ bring-pregnant-women-home-from-ice-detention- 22yq6x Miriam and Sandra's story in the following slides

UREGENT AID NEEDED On January 22nd Miriam and her 18-year old daughter Sandra were targeted and pulled over by ICE. Miriam and Sandra were forced out of their vehicle at gunpoint. Miriam was aggressively thrown to the ground and handcuffed, despite informing ICE agents she was 5 months pregnant.

UREGENT AID NEEDED Upon arrival at the Whipple building, daughter Sandra was given a pregnancy test and tested positive. Both mother and daughter were sent to Texas. For weeks, Miriam was experiencing severe and abnormal pregnancy symptoms, and frequently requested to see a doctor. It wasn't until she fainted and was visibly in a dangerous state that the other women in the detention center organized a noise demonstration; chanting and pleading for Miriam to receive medical help.

We need your help bringing two pregnant women back home from ICE detention!

On January 22nd Miriam and her 18-year old daughter Sandra were targeted and pulled over by ICE. Miriam and Sandra were forced out of their vehicle at gunpoint. 1/

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Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Close to 650 federal agents remain in Minnesota weeks after border czar announced end of operation There are still more than quadruple the 150 agents Tom Homan said there would be in the state by the end of last week.

They’re still lying to us.

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ah, the Jacksonville Excommunication

How many anti-Semitic podcasters does it take to prop up a candidate with Nazi tattoos?

No Kings (of Queens).

Meanwhile, intelligence reports suggest that the first-ever combo Waffle House and Popeye's is only months away from developing a nuclear weapon

As someone who has survived multiple jaw bone infections and needed several endodontic treatments for tooth infections, let me tell you that this man died in one of the most painful ways possible

They tortured him. An untreated tooth infection is torture.

Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.

roses are red
charlie got kirked;

If only the return of Christ was hastened by Carmaggedon.

After watching this slimy corporation play host to maraudering ICE nazis here in its home state of MN, there’s no chance our family will shop there again… unless, maybe, possibly, we see it become 7000% more woke then before you became Greg Bovino’s fuckin concierge.

Halo multiplayer announcer voice: MIRALAX

Jim Henson's Dipshit Lawyer Babies

*Soulcalibur announcer voice* Quinoa

caillou the whiny little bitch from the show caillou

caillou “all grown up” the whiny little bitch, he looks a lot like stephen miller. in fact this might be a picture of stephen miller not sure

how did i never see it until now

when you start a war in the Middle East and even bomb a school and still Jesus doesn’t return

The resemblance is still uncanny.

Manus the anus for men

Please don’t call it that

the gyros girl poster but it's watto and it has watto in the gyros/black flag font

A child inside of a claw machine smiling

The GWB “sir, a second plane” meme

ICE is still here in MN, and our neighbors are still in hiding. Rent is due TODAY, and I’m scrambling to raise funds to keep immigrant families in need out of eviction court. Can you help?

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

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Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

So we need a MDC song 'Graham Platner is a Nazi' huh.