James 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

It’s your vegetarian chicken kebab fesser from the Swansea show here. I live in Merseyside and will be coming on Wednesday. Happy to have a pint after. You’ll find Scousers friendly.

It was too long which is why it was divided in to I & II.

After I was diagnosed and operated on, people I hadn’t seen for ages / didn’t know very well were slapping their sides with hysterics going “you haven’t half lost weight.” The laughter soon stopped.

Agreed.

I’ve no idea. My mate sang it to us in college in like 1998 and I’ve known it ever since.

I think Googling is going to be my friend here.

My brother’s got piles
He never ever smiles
You’d be glum
If you had his bum
Cos my brother’s got piles

Now I’m veggie and wouldn’t rule out a wife purely because she eats meat. 15 years of not putting dairy milk in to your morning coffee?

Were you on Rochdale Town Centre to Manchester Victoria yesterday? He rang me!

It’s a murderer and a dealer I read.

Noisy hen party on the train. Send earplugs.

I disagree with work practices. I’ve never seen so many WFH / hybrid roles in my life since COVID with many I know not going back to the office.

Is it Patrick or Patricia and Christopher or Christine?

My mate Liam is a jobbing actor and posed for a selfie in Birkenhead Wetherspoons because a lady recognised him from Emmerdale. Someone then leaned over to ask me who he was.

They said “sharp scratch” to me every time I had my bloods taken when I was incarcerated.

McDonald’s or Wetherspoons is your friend there. So I hear.

He was completely the wrong fit. Gerrard isn’t working now and they’re too tight to pay compensation.

Ate it a few times around East Ham and Upton Park. Not great tbh.

Wasn’t he Savile? Nevertheless, there was a Peter Sutcliffe on a global work address list.

Don’t go to Hooters.

Questionable timing from West Ham there with the Potter departure.

I’ve had four and find they have servants not owners. Toast and Sophie in particular were very high maintenance.

Belligerent with a capital B.

Try Ludwig instead.

They should both pay tax.

#Hashtag

You’re an inverted snob.

The place works from home more like!

Lucky 7?

The Smiths were my very favourite band but the fact I didn’t bother booking to see him at the Co-Op place next to City speaks volumes. I’ve seen him once in Liverpool just to tick it off but I doubt I’ll bother again.