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He/him ☭ πŸ‰ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ liberation. RN. Cali sober. Divorced, partnered. 40 something. No minors. Sometimes I post/repost horny stuff. And sometimes I post my own art. CO -> MN

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84% of the time, β€œChatGPT Health” killed a customer using their paid service as advertised

01.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1472    πŸ” 727    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 49

Americans maybe stop pondering how we're the good guys for overthrowing other evil governments hypothetically while our own government puts babies in concentration camps challenge you soul rotted fucks

02.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, no!

01.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's a portrait of younger Tom Waits! Black on lavender.

It's a portrait of younger Tom Waits! Black on lavender.

Tom Waits portrait

01.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it rules that the guys who fine you for keeping fish that are too small have riot gear

01.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman. Her black leather cat suit is crudely sewn together. She's licking her clawed hand like a cat cleaning it's paw

Drawing of Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman. Her black leather cat suit is crudely sewn together. She's licking her clawed hand like a cat cleaning it's paw

A cat lady ✏️

01.03.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a pitiful creature with ill fitting skin, and covered in warts and moles. It is crying bc of how ugly it is.

A drawing of a pitiful creature with ill fitting skin, and covered in warts and moles. It is crying bc of how ugly it is.

The saddest, most pitiful cryptid: the squonk

01.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Letter to FTC: Investigate Casey Means' Potential Violations of Influencer Marketing Standards - Public Citizen February 4, 2026 Chris Mufarrige Director, Bureau of Consumer Protection Federal Trade Commission 600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20580…

Our Surgeon General nominee doesn’t have a license to practice medicine but does have a pending FTC complaint for failing to disclose her financial relationships the majority of times she promoted (woo) products during the period between Jan 1, 2024-Aug 8, 2025 (from her own financial disclosures)

01.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
A drawing of Ellen Ripley, a face hugger wrapped around her neck. The drawing is loosely in the style of a religious icon

A drawing of Ellen Ripley, a face hugger wrapped around her neck. The drawing is loosely in the style of a religious icon

Ripley, an icon

01.03.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Minnesota United didn’t say more about local ICE raids Amid the federal immigration raids in Minnesota to start this year, Minnesota United remained quiet on the subject. Loons supporters, which might be the most-progressive fanbase in Minnesota, took …

Just my 1 appearance on MSNOW raised $200k for the Hamline Midway Supply Hub. Imagine if MNUFC had used their platform to raise up orgs like that. They abandoned their community.

www.twincities.com/2026/02/27/w...

01.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
A color drawing of spider man riding a scooter. His Spidey senses appear to be tingling.

A color drawing of spider man riding a scooter. His Spidey senses appear to be tingling.

Spider-man on a scooter ✏️

01.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Line drawing of a wooden guillotine covered in viney flowers

Line drawing of a wooden guillotine covered in viney flowers

A pretty guillotine I drew

01.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5316    πŸ” 1704    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13

πŸ’”

01.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

01.03.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25819    πŸ” 4690    πŸ’¬ 572    πŸ“Œ 482

Once again there is only one ethical resolution to this.

01.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Making millions betting on an airstrike that killed a bunch of little girls is the type of crime that should inspire us to discover the least ethical form of capital punishment possible.

01.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. It was a wild experience. I'm not a prude by any means. A lot of my friends have seen me naked. But this was pretty awkward!

28.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to experience life as someone with a smooth, waxed butt. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

28.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A first for me:

today I *consensually* showed my whole butthole to a stranger. This was not a medical professional, btw. I'm not bragging. It was weird as hell. I met them, and literally 5 minutes later they had a front row seat to the gooch show.

28.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9026    πŸ” 3718    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 112
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This is one of the videos the NYT has verified and links to in their reporting.

NYT: "Video verified by [NYT] showed ... rescuers digging through the rubble with building cranes and shovels, and piles of bloodied, dusty backpacks."

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/w...

28.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 599    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 167

HBD!

28.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

28.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2170    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 7
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Why are there so many of these

28.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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there's no such thing as a preemptive strike. israel is striking iran in-spite of the negotiations that the oman mediators tried to publicize in us media to avoid this exact outcome. little did they know, israel gets what it desires. even if it collapses the west.

ÎSRAEL WAR ROOM Israel War Room * @IsraelWarRoom Picture of Ms Rachel and Mamdani doing the cry face Follow GIF ALT hasanabi @hasanthehunβ€’11h there's no such thing as a preemptive strike. israel is striking iran in-spite of the negotiations that the oman mediators tried to publicize in us media to avoid this exact outcome. little did they know, israel gets what it desires. even if it collapses the west.

There are no words for how evil this is

28.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 616    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

reuters asking the important questions: how will this fuck with rich people's money

28.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0