robert wagner

You're making a sociopath sound compassionate. Fuck off with that noise. He's not.

Britney Spears worries fans with claims her leg 'snapped' Britney Spears sparked fan concern after revealing a 'horrible' leg injury in her latest Instagram video, following a recent visit from her two sons.

Proof that Britney Spears is WAY more punk rock than you are? She falls down some stairs, her leg snaps, and what does she do? She pops it back it, shrugs it off, and goes back to being Britney Spears. No hospital. No press release. Nothing.

Be more like Britney

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Amen

True.

Right about now I’d donate the $139 to Newsom’s redistricting campaign.

What would be REALLY amusing is if everyone stopped protesting anywhere near the Portland ICE HQ for the next two weeks so the federal chuckleheads had nothing to do. Wait it out. You live here and can go sit and watch tv, they can’t.

Then on the fifteenth day, resume.

Looks like a fuckin Halo Master Chief convention.

And so it was that Charlie’s last shot at reincarnation was denied.

I’m pretty sure it IS. Parody account, just not in the way we’re used to

No shit.

Because Anonymous isn’t what it used to be, unfortunately. Or so it would seem. Lots of YouTube videos and big talk. No real action.

Greg Abbott can suck my dick.

The 3-hour fox sports pregame college football hype show is pretty much the most brain dead trash ever broadcast.

You might not like TSA. I’m not normally a fan either. That said, I’m at the airport this morning and half these asshole travelers are acting like mega-dicks. TSA isn’t getting paid right now thanks to your elected officials, they’re just showing up and doing their jobs anyway. Chill the fuck out.

“Do some operations.”
Ugly mutant twat.

Patty Murray beats Trump in a no-holds barred street fight and it doesn’t even last 45 seconds.

Screw 50 months. Give Diddy 50 years.

‘Emergency’ World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland The announcement comes in response to Trump's "militarization of our city."

Nothing says "hey look at me! LOOK AT ME!" quite like a naked bicycle protest. This is about as effective as a mildly funny SNL skit.

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I used to as well. Deleted my Twitter and 99% of it disappeared.

TSA official shares concerns about shutdown: ‘I wouldn’t want to fly in that situation’ The safety of more than two million air travelers a day in the U.S. depends on the TSA. However, due to the government shutdown, agents are currently working without pay. Joe Shuker, a TSA worker and ...

I’d like to thank each and every member of government for making sure that travel is now far riskier than it was last week. Good job, assholes.

And to be clear, yes, I do blame both sides. There aren’t good people on both sides. Period.

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Cool. Canceling iCloud and stupid Apple services subscriptions in…3…. Now.

There are dozens of alternatives.

If you weren’t already using anonymous accounts and VPNs to express your displeasure with the administration, you should do so RIGHT NOW.

How do you know your president is full of shit? Journalists can’t write a single paragraph without at least 3-4 uses of air quotes.

Trump was practically made for air quotes. Loser.

With all due respect to capitalism, if I have a $250,000+ balance, I probably don’t give a shit about a $35 fee. Maybe charge the wealthy a $3500 fee and stop screwing those with less money eh Wells Fargo? It’s a bad look.

He can’t Tim! He’s too fat and those ankles can’t get the job done! Show some sensitivity!

Let’s all act surprised.

I’ve been Galactivated.

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Playing Forza on my iMac is pretty sweet. Well done, @xbox.com. Now if only I could use the Xbox button on my controller to do something other than launch Apple Arcade. I’m literally NEVER going to launch Apple Arcade.

Give him 3 hours in nearly any prison. We can make that commonplace.