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@swedetrap.bsky.social

podcaster. audio artist. international dj. vinyl nerd. unintentional man of mystery. dad. husband. brother. son. uncle. cat mom. antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.

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Pffft. Xbox hasn't cared about hardware sales in about 10 years. Meanwhile, they still bring in more profit than both of the other console makers put together.

07.12.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've yet to have a game come off as less fun because of its reflections.

07.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My new digs. Well, part of them anyway.

07.12.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pentagon's Signalgate review finds Pete Hegseth violated military regulations The report outlines the findings of a more than eight-month investigation into Hegseth’s use of Signal to share details of planned U.S. strikes in Yemen.

I know we're not supposed to use this sort of language anymore but I feel like the anti-woke will appreciate it.

Pete Hegseth is a fucktard, and not just any fucktard. Pete Hegseth is the lowest form of fucktard and a danger to everyone with his fucktardedness.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

03.12.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like RFK Jr? Or metaphorical?

03.12.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And just what does that mean? I have no idea. Like I said, I haven’t given it any thought. From now on I just do. Or don’t. Doesn’t matter which really. I merely execute sans planned programming.

03.12.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve given this little thought but my New Year’s resolution is to under think everything. While the rest of the world over thinks, and I have always been guilty of over thinking, starting Jan 1 I’ll be under thinking. If it works for the highest earners in this country, there must be something to it

03.12.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha. I’d be honored to have it stolen.

03.12.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever spend most of a day on something only to learn that it was all a waste of time? That’s my day. I don’t want pity. I want a do over.

03.12.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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tl;dr version: the worms ate into his brain.

01.12.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go @whitecapsfc.com

This is your time. Make history. And most importantly, DESTROY Messi.

30.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure it didn’t even age along the way

30.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure it’s even still open. It has that look to it.

30.11.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking of dining at Chen’s Dynasty II on Broadway tonight but then I realized I hadn’t tried the first one yet so I probably wouldn’t get it.
#portland

30.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. I can totally see anyone with even the tiniest amount of testosterone taking orders from that creepy little half man.

27.11.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can’t convince me there aren’t fucking idiots on both sides.

26.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for being one of maybe a dozen mature and rational voices left in this country.

26.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take a moment to think: will my outrage at today’s events in DC really contribute to the discussion?

The answer is probably no.

Take a breath. Do something other than doomscroll.

26.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sitting here trying to change the definition of β€œtreason” in Wikipedia to better suit the MAGA regime but these damn liberal editors keep changing it back and kicking me off.

THATS TREASON!!!!

25.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of the best songs are about doorbells: thinking about them, ringing them, knockin on the door adjacent to them, opening the door and letting people in.

24.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some food for thought if you’re a user of Facebook, instagram, or WhatsApp.

23.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Verstappen wins
Vancouver Whitecaps win
Kraken win
Ducks win

Happy Saturday.

23.11.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah. Go @whitecapsfc.com !!!

23.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I probably say this every Saturday and Sunday but I truly believe the world would be a better place if the effing Manning brothers were removed from ALL commercials. Particularly Eli. That guy can barely read let alone deliver a convincing line or two for a damn sub sandwich.

22.11.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heh. Microsoft misses the point here. Innovation is great if it’s useful but how is it useful to have a conversation with an object? The whole point of conversation is to exchange thoughts and ideas. AI has neither one. I’m conversing then to what? Marvel at technology? Zzzzz.

19.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big fat orange mutherfucker decides to starve children on a whim and the press thinks I give two shits about his Saudi prince bromance?

Oh, right, it’s indicative of his questionable behavior. Sure.

He fucking chose to fucking starve kids. Trust me. We already know.

19.11.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trial by incel.

19.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, how are we still using Make America Great Again as an aspiration? If you’re so damn amazing, wouldn’t we already be great? I mean, you’ve had five years. A senile pants-shitting monkey could’ve made it great in that amount of time.


Oh wait.

19.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A whore and his Botox test rat

19.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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