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robert wagner

@swedetrap.bsky.social

podcaster. audio artist. international dj. vinyl nerd. unintentional man of mystery. dad. husband. brother. son. uncle. cat mom. antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.

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I’ll say….4 minutes. Tops. Fat white assholes don’t tend to like climates like that.

08.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women’s Day. Maybe we could try harder to fulfill the whole "Rights. Justice. Action. For ALL Women and Girls” thing?

08.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh the irony.

07.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Biden will go down in history as the last coherent American president. Given how much media scrutiny he had for having a case of the olds, that’s really saying something.

06.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel’s Girlfriend Seeks Fame and Fortune, Escorted by an F.B.I. SWAT Team

I read this and immediately wonder when the gang bang video of a SWAT team and Kash’s girlfriend surfaces. You know he’d watch it. Just look at that douche.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

06.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record, I've been punched in the face more times than I care to count. That means I was particularly stupid and needed extra help in this department.

06.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a firm believer that men have a slim chance of becoming good, responsible adults if they aren't punched in the face at some point in their adolescence. Getting punched in the face teaches males that actions can have consequences.

I don't need to prove this theory because Pete Hegseth exists.

06.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fortnite.

04.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at that giddy bald cuck, so honored to be shaking Trump’s hand. Clearly too gentle to leave one of those nasty bruises.

03.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re an anti-war democrat, reconsider posting your stupid β€œIran says the US is no longer safe from us” bullshit. I’m fully against this war but I refuse to take pleasure in Trump’s failures by way of implied US civilian deaths. The slaughter of Iranians is more than enough reason to hate him.

03.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oregonian publishes a story about Mary Nolan being a creep in her Metro Council role. Not shocked. The fun part is if you search their site, the very next article about her is their endorsement for said role only a few years ago.

www.oregonlive.com/opinion/2020...

03.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a couple of friends that live in Abu Dhabi. Sounds like they’re looking to take some vacation time, get out, go somewhere that isn’t next door to a madman’s war.

03.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you, Senator Merkley.

03.03.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do enjoy the latest round of Dave Grohl interviews where he turns every conversation about his daughter’s new record into a pitch for the next Foo Fighters album. Dude drank his own kool-aid in 1996 and hasn’t put it down since.

02.03.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear @discord.com - I already pay you monthly; I’ve been paying you for years. I’m 100% against this age verification bullshit, to be clear. Now I have to endure in-app advertising? Seriously. Go fuck yourself.

01.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m pretty happy with it. 39th is still a perpetual work in progress but we split time between Division for β€œhome” and Burnside for β€œwork/make” so it’s like a nonstop tour of SE

01.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. As of last month.

01.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love my new hood.

28.02.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only β€œepic fury” I’ve seen is a fat ass pedo trying literally everything to make you forget that he’s all over the Epstein files. If that means killing a few thousand Iranians, well, he couldn’t care less.

28.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're an American worried about border security, here's a solution: move to a country that you think doesn't have that problem. It's really the only way to be sure, you xenophobic fuck.

27.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You’d be hard pressed to find better team swag anywhere than @timbersarmy.org β€˜s stuff. If I’m every other supporters group out there, I’m jealous AF.

Beautiful.

26.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Kansas Trans folks, we in Oregon welcome you. Feel free to move here. Bring your drivers license so you can get an official Oregon one. Live happy and accepted. If you need help locating a decent place to live in an unknown land, hit me up. I’ll scout for you.

26.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LFG!!!!

26.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Napalm has never had a higher purpose in all its history

26.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Think of the eyeliner that fat little bitch can buy with all those funds.

26.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only watch SOTU addresses given by presidents that don’t brutalize little girls.

Fuck Trump.

24.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A gold medal worn by the most non-athletic fat pig ever. Yay.

24.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI told them to?

24.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A friendly reminder that without women, the US only won 6 gold medals at the Olympics this year. That’s barely more than Canada.

Add the 8 won by women and yeah, it was a pretty good run. It’s a shame your President sees fit only to mock the very people that delivered a victory his ilk could not.

24.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You win the goddamn internet for February.

23.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0