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@redthehaze.bsky.social

cyber samurai noob. sudoku eSport fan. Jamaharon analyst. Loves Cats. Madokami-fearing. Ex-Japanator. #VitaIsland. All opinions are mine. Skyeets 98.7460% NONSENSE

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Latest posts by redthehaze.bsky.social on Bluesky

Another Government Handout Bailout

10.12.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was Batgirl

10.12.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shitass is back on the roof yo we got no prego women for you to snack on gtf away

10.12.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man with a lot of hands ALT: a cartoon of a man with a lot of hands

Me vs mosquito about to bite me after running a mile at 800ft above the usual altitute back home:

10.12.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

09.12.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6754    ๐Ÿ” 1465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 304
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REPOST BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS

10.12.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This McDonald's Oreo Match looked barely green but has the matcha flavor. Also got the McSpaghetti and Chicken, better than Jollibee.

10.12.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face in the dark with a red light behind him ALT: a close up of a man 's face in the dark with a red light behind him

Do "snitches get stitches" still apply when the suspect chopped a kitten's tail off on camera?

10.12.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SUGO DEEZ NUTS

08.12.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man with a beard is holding a chess piece in his hands and looking at it . ALT: a bald man with a beard is holding a chess piece in his hands and looking at it .

Saw a post saying manny pacquiao has like an illegitimate son who is a good boxer and a son who is getting into boxing, both will probably cross paths eventually in the ring.

A commenter was like "This is just Tekken"

10.12.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now is a great time to back up your files onto your own drives and discs before something catastrophic happens.

10.12.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I downvoted it.

10.12.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it

Yall wanna do this?

09.12.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw roach this morning, sprayed under the cabinet it ran to by the bathroom door. An hour later, see the it dead in the shower and leave to clean later, come back to see 2 dead ones. Flush em in toilet.

Now a freaking third one died in the same spot wtf they trying to spite me or smth?

08.12.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Movie youโ€™ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode ๐Ÿ™„: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

08.12.2025 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Before tariffs, I used to buy so many preowned switch games from Japan that had english that were so affordable too.

08.12.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.12.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The kids are alright.

I welcome the younguns to decades of back catalog of great games for when the AI sloppers saturate the media.

08.12.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would recommend a Vita but it existed in a generation where games got chopped up (Ridge Racer Vita was so guilty of this) for DLC. Fortunately not all of it was like that but a Vita is a great alternative if it can be found at a good price (more games and PC ports like GTA trilogy).

08.12.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SUGO DEEZ NUTS

08.12.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This post's photo looks like a late 1990's/early 2000's magazine ad.

08.12.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NI HOWDY

08.12.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Buster from the tv show โ€˜Arrested Developmentโ€™ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, โ€œthese are my awards, mother, from FIFA.โ€œ

Buster from the tv show โ€˜Arrested Developmentโ€™ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, โ€œthese are my awards, mother, from FIFA.โ€œ

Who has made this ๐Ÿคฃ

07.12.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20865    ๐Ÿ” 4089    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115
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"Hey what is two plus two?"

AI: "Coke Zero"

07.12.2025 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.12.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Three-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to make their case in front of an immigration judge as the Trump administration ramps up removal proceedings.

There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration โ€œcourtโ€ than the common sight of children โ€œrepresenting themselves.โ€ Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who donโ€™t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.

06.12.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3648    ๐Ÿ” 1793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 206
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Im in a location featured in a video game right now!

07.12.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ™ฅ

09.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 499    ๐Ÿ” 206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im nowhere near "a good shape" but I realized why muscles are more pronounced is due to me taking a diuretic like some Hollywood guys did to make their muscles stick out more for movies and TV.

06.12.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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