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Not Dawson!!!

And YET AGAIN I slept on Set It Off.

Truck in front of me has a vanity plate XKXKXK. I’m from the MySpace era when we used x as a stylistic space in our usernames so all I can see on the ass of his truck is a Klan call.

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I just watched someone come into the student lounge and grab a slice of cheese pizza and dump a ton of ketchup on it. I’m not sure how I feel about this.

My favorite streamer guy is doing some cool shit!

Putting “top 10% of megabonk players” on my resume

Dallin Oaks looks like he’s fronting the Smashing Pumpkins in the senior living center.

The Trib is leaning toward Musket Fire and that’s not great for a lot of us.

Welcome to Utah’s Next Old White Guy, where we all (religious or not) wait to find out which pious geriatric will be the next to hop on God’s personal hotline and grab the cross brace of our local government and policy.

Utah did this (SB287) in May of 2023. PH reacted the same way. Our sanctimonious political clowns are all very smug.

I must have snuck on to Canadian TickTock because my FYP is just full of people reacting to Josh Ramsay’s (incredible) cover of Defying Gravity. (I’m not mad. )

Annual HOA meeting today has me scratching my head trying to understand the “hardship” NEED to be able to rent out your owned condo. “Help! I’m in dire need to become a landlord!” Wtf.

I wonder what this looks like outside of Utah. I wonder what this looks like outside of Higher Ed in Utah.

My workplace (Utah college campus) has now sent emergency alerts about the Kirk shooting (not affecting us) via Gmail, outlook, Teams, text, voicemail, work phone, and weird speakers in the hallways. So like…yeahhh

Finally Utah in the national news

“It is a true Utah [stream] engine because it’s worked all its life in the beehive state”
“Oh so it’s a gold star Mormon?”

You can’t believe I just said this? Seriously? Have we met? Of course I said to be compassionate to the unhoused. I can’t believe you’re so surprised by it.

Lmfao. Okay.

I hate engaging with FB but I replied simply “disgusting” and let him decide which part was gross.

He immediately replied “what’s better?!” So he KNOWS which part of this is bad. And yet.

I replied with some appropriately condescending “how you treat the homeless says more about you than them.”

Dude I know on FB is out here bragging about putting dog shit all over a shaded area outside his apartment complex where unhoused folx rest like it’s some big flex.

I hope he has the day he thinks homeless people deserve.

Shot of a symphony orchestra on an amphitheater stage.

Seeing the 1812 Overture WITH the cannons as Tchaikovsky intended 😌

“Like a pedometer but for your coochie”

Tremble For My Beloved Collective Soul · Dosage · Song · 1999

open.spotify.com/track/7iG532...

What perfect album came out when you were sixteen? (Technically this album came out two days before my 16th birthday but imma count it)

Hmmm. crossed paths with “Mr. Sunday” at the grocery store tonight. Our paths have randomly cross-crossed several dozen times since I named him Mr. Sunday while working at Movies 9 (he was a regular customer) in 1999. Such an interesting pattern.

a close up of a cartoon character wearing a green hat and gloves pointing at something . Alt: a close up of Lugi wearing a green hat and gloves pointing at something while angrily smashing a plunger into the sink.

Me, reading the letter. (For legal purposes, this is a joke)

Gawd medical insurance is dumb! They’re denying my claim for a medication because I haven’t “tried with appropriate response” two cheaper meds first. One could conflict with my other meds and cause stroke. The other could damage my fatty ass liver and cause it to fail. Wtf. So stupid.